backhoe tug

when a guy is too fat to masturbate and has to stroke backward from elbow looking like a backhoe boom

bob is so fat he has to resort to the backhoe tug to pull himself

by windowgoblin May 21, 2018

Booger Backhoe

A booger back hoe is when someone grows out the pinky finger nail to help dig out that hard to reach booger!

Damn Michelle I’m glad I grew out my booger backhoe or I’d have never got that booger out!

Hey bro why’s your pinky finger nail so long? Ah that’s my booger backhoe for digging deep in the nose meat!

For when that booger’s deep in call in the booger backhoe!

by Big1Adam December 30, 2018

BackHoe

A dude that fucks another dude for drugs, they enter through the back door! Makes him a BackHoe, notta BagHoe!

He's a BackHoe! Can't afford his addiction, so he's taken it in the back door!

He ain't no Bag Hoe, his nigga ass is a BackHoe!

by Shenanigans & Bananagins September 20, 2018

Backhoe

A hoe that likes being fucked from the back. Backhoe

Andrea is such a backhoe

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 4, 2023

backhoe man

A construction worker who plows your wife instead of the back yard.

Doofus: The garage is not wired up because the contractor spent all with my wife instead of working!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!

by HAFSNT July 22, 2023

Ketchikan backhoe

Alaskan phrase referring to using 3 or more people in a conveyer belt style to remove a dead animal out of a valley or hole usually from hunting but also farm animals.

We had to use a Ketchikan backhoe to retrieve the deer from the creek bottom.

by bigbear24 November 21, 2022

Backhoe

Dirt scoop go vroom car thing

The backhoe hoes some ground

by Foreign Sombra May 26, 2021