Backhoeing

When Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* digs himself in a very deep hole that can not be signified by a shovel alone, but with a backhoe.

Example: "Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* is constantly backhoeing himself into even more trouble then he was in before."

"Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* is constantly backhoeing himself into even more trouble then he was in before."

by Aaron's Real-Fake Dictionary May 2, 2015

Backhoed

The Act of doing something that is under-handed and or morally wrong to someone else.

She just got backhoed by her best friend who slept with her husband.

by Shalia2x July 24, 2019

Montana Backhoe

When a man shits on a woman's chest, scoops it up with his dick and proceeds to ass fuck them.

Man #1: "Damn Jessica is so hot, I'd like to give her a Montana Backhoe."

Man #2: "Dude. You're a sick bastard."

by Mason Wade February 16, 2025

Tallahassee Backhoe

The big dig into a male's asshole in search of pleasure. Usually performed by another male, but it isn't exclusive.

He was giving him the Tallahassee Backhoe after work.

by Dependsformen June 26, 2025

backhoe tug

when a guy is too fat to masturbate and has to stroke backward from elbow looking like a backhoe boom

bob is so fat he has to resort to the backhoe tug to pull himself

by windowgoblin May 21, 2018

backhoe man

A construction worker who plows your wife instead of the back yard.

Doofus: The garage is not wired up because the contractor spent all with my wife instead of working!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!

by HAFSNT July 22, 2023

Backhoe Cracker

A white boy who operates heavy equipment

Uncle Jett's a backhoe cracker.

by Notabackhoecracker November 22, 2024