Baboon Ass

A condition in which a mans ass ( specifically on or around the butthole ) becomes red and swollen resembling the ass of a Baboon . This unfortunate and painful condition is most often the result of exercise or manual labor on hot humid summer days and is often made worse by the salt found naturally in a man' perspiration. In addition baboon ass can also be brought on by repeated wiping of ones butthole such as in the case of diarhea or the beer shits etc...

OUCH my ass hurts , I must have baboon ass from all that beer and exercise. "Honey can you kiss it better ?"

by chicagogofan February 22, 2010

baboon butter

Thick, mucky black liquid that forms in beads on a court apes head and neck region during physical sporting activities

It's always the small white kids who end up moping the baboon butter off the court during NBA games.

by CoonTastic July 23, 2014

baboon swipe

A delicate swipe across the head-RA

She stuck my head in her shirt and gave me a baboon swipe..

by Goins_gone_wild February 26, 2015

Vidal Baboon

An early morning hair style that looks as though a baboon styled your hair while you were asleep.

Wow! It looks like Vidal Baboon visited you in the night.

by WaterNymph March 21, 2009

baboonaphile

A person who enjoys having intimate relations with hairy individuals that liken themselves to baboons.

Kiko has been a baboonaphile for as long as she can remember, she just cant get enough of that king kong.

by Your Favorite Asian April 24, 2006

Jizz Baboon

A gay man with no scruples about who he anally penetrates

"That gay guy over there loves any cock"

"Yep he's a complete Jizz Baboon"

by bagoshago October 25, 2008

baboon arse

when someone mess things up big time,and it cannot be fixed,

well thank you very much mate ,you have just made a right baboon arse of that one.

by Anna65 February 24, 2009