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Urgle-burgle-durgle-murgle

A way to describe how you feel when someone messes your perfect, and on fleek, hair.
"I felt so... So... URGLE-BURGLE-DURGLE-MURGLE when Sandra pulled out my pony tail!" >:(
by KitCate September 3, 2016
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Urgle Burgle

A word said when you are mad at someone, something, or can't get that stupid nail to go in.
"URGLE BURGLE!", Jack yelled when he hammered his thumb.
by A guy with a fun imagination November 2, 2020
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Dirty burgle

To break and enter someone's property, steal their valuables and leave a steaming shit. Soft furnishings are often used to wipe.
Our Sandra had a dirty burgle; they took the kids PlayStation and had a shit behind her dad's chair. Smeared shit up the curtains too.
by anonymous November 17, 2023
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Squeeze Burger

An adorably cute dog (cat, person, etc.) that you have an irresistible urge to snuggle.
"Come here girl! Come on! That's it! Who's a good doggie? You are. Oh yes you are. You are so cute, you little squeeze burger."
by goose_on_a_roof October 28, 2020
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Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
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by Just a JJBA Weeb February 10, 2018
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burger king man

the guy who yells
" KIck that nigger bitch off the plane.... NIGGER"
"kick that nigger bitch off the plane" says burger king man.
flight attendent, " sir, sir there are kids on the plane"
burger king man, " NIGGER!!"
by burger king mam April 22, 2021
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Randall Burger

A cheese burger that has been burnt beyond recognition and rendered completely inedible.
I stopped up at the Oasis for a bite to eat and they served me a frickin' Randall Burger!
by Mark Mueller June 24, 2004
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