Band 5 Bullshitter

An NHS Employee that tells lies.
That nurse said I had cancer, it turns out I had the clap, she is a band 5 bullshitter
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Don't bullshit a bullshitter

The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.
So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."
by largestcockintheworld July 24, 2011
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A warning given when someone tries to talk around someone on a certain subject, but the person is very familiar with the subject matter.
Employer: It seems you tested positive for marijuana.

Employee: I was at a party and people were smoking around me.

Employer: The party must have been in a Mini Cooper with the windows rolled up to have this high of a concentration in your urine. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. Clean yourself up or you're out.
by R.J.H December 26, 2009
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world class bullshitters

Ever heard of world class bullshitters?
Yeah, they are the epitome of pop culture.
by Jalapeno1989 October 08, 2018
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Caleb C is the biggest bullshitter you will ever meet! He will say false things and lie! Beware of his bullshiterness it’s insanely hard to deal with. He is French so that could be why…
by Soapysoph August 24, 2023
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Billy bullshitter

Nickname for someone who lies a lot. Very little they say can be believed, as they are often exaggerating.
You can't believe that Billy Bullshitter - he told me last week he met J-Lo, in a fish and chip shop, in Wigan.
by Philliz Navidad September 22, 2023
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bullshittics

The Senator was talking bullshittics.
by Mar das Cuxinhas February 16, 2016
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