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Band 5 Bullshitter

An NHS Employee that tells lies.
That nurse said I had cancer, it turns out I had the clap, she is a band 5 bullshitter
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Don't bullshit a bullshitter

The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.
So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."
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Don't bullshit a bullshitter.

A warning given when someone tries to talk around someone on a certain subject, but the person is very familiar with the subject matter.
Employer: It seems you tested positive for marijuana.

Employee: I was at a party and people were smoking around me.

Employer: The party must have been in a Mini Cooper with the windows rolled up to have this high of a concentration in your urine. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. Clean yourself up or you're out.
by R.J.H December 26, 2009
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world class bullshitters

Ever heard of world class bullshitters?
Yeah, they are the epitome of pop culture.
by Jalapeno1989 October 8, 2018
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Bullshittable

(adj.) The quality of a task that makes it doable with little to know knowledge of the subject and minimal effort.
Gee, that US History assignment was bullshittable as Hell.
by BoneMan365 August 16, 2016
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Bullshitter Deluxe

Noun- A person who tries to deceive by means of fibbing or lying. The deluxe variant is also someone who does the former, but also always has a story to top yours.
He's such a Bullshitter Deluxe.

He's a Bullshitter Deluxe with cheese.
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Bullshitter

Bullshitter
Noun, one who frequently gives misleading information, provides excuses when necessary, gives bogus facts to support alibi for bailing or standing up plans, doesn't answer phone calls as way to deter oncoming plans.
Josh was such a bullshitter that he almost believed himself when he told people his car was decent.
by MiniQuinny June 11, 2019
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