paisley briefcase

A carrier bag used by residents of Paisley to hold their belongings.

Shuggie: Aww no man, its pishin' doon! My giro is gonna get soaked.
Senga: Here, fire it in this paisley briefcase to keep it dry.

by haileys May 7, 2007

Polish Briefcase

A plastic bag.

Jaro turned up with his tools in a Polish Briefcase.

by Timo3 November 6, 2009

alabama briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.

hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"

by dave April 21, 2005

darlignhurst Briefcase

the darlignhurst briefcase refers to the cask of wine (goon) a homeless man walks around darlignhurst in sydney city all day with, it provides him with a pillow at the end of the day. the word darlignhurst can be changed to whatever major city the homeless man is roaming and drinking his cask wine.

the homeless man went to the bottle shop in the city to get his darlignhurst Briefcase

by baddazoner December 27, 2010

Brazilian Briefcase

A Brazilian Briefcase is when a person uses a paper shopping bag from a mass merchant retailer typically with handles, and the contents almost always contains a laptop computer.

Dude, check out the fancy Brazilian Briefcase Eduardo's sporting today.

by 312steve November 15, 2011

Boro briefcase

A carrier bag that "poor peoples" shops give out ie: Aldi Liddle Farmfood and so on. Young poor children often are riddiculed by the better classes at school for bringing books etc in the aforementioned boro briefcase in the Middlesboro , Billingham & Stockton area.

Also what scummy piss heads carry their "pop" home in. Slightly more discerning scumbags keep Tesco or Somerfield bags on them to tranship the adli booty into, so they dont look quite as scummy on the bus home!

Eyup Dave! ere comes raggy Richy with his cans in a "boro briefcase"

by Upper class twit August 7, 2007

Captain Briefcase

noun: a modern day superhero. on the surface he looks like a clean-shaven, well kept gentleman. but really.... he's the sole force against evil in this hostile world. he's 100% man, and 10% briefcase. his briefcase is composed out of the hides of baby manatees and the tail fin of a basking shark, which he killed with his icy gaze. no one is sure of the contents of the briefcase, but several have tried to find out; unfortunately they failed, resulting in horrible deaths. it is known that Captain Briefcase lives in a doorless house with no windows; he simply walks through the walls to get inside. the only contents of his house are a sharp razor, a change of basketball shorts, and small white t-shirts. this guy is so intense, he killed two stones with one briefcase.

taylor: goddam, psychology is sooooo boring!

mike: seriously, i wish something cool would happen today.

marc: i cant even stay awake...

*Captain Briefcase enters the room*

taylor, mike, and marc: OH FUCK!

*everyone is turned to stone*

by the storm drains May 18, 2009