bakery

When an individual is so thicc, their ass is pristine. Bakery refers to ass being called cake.

Person 1: Did you see his ass? It's huge
Person 2: Yeah brochacho, that mans is a bakery with all that cake.

by asslover7 March 2, 2020

Bikers for trump

Some dumbass rednecks that really love president trump

Redneck 1: did you hire security?
Redneck 2: yeah we’re using bikers for trump

by Unk%ow$ November 23, 2019

Bakerized

to totally fuck something up by means that are unexplainable by any human being

That anvil was whole until he Bakerized it into three pieces. "That guy could fuck up an anvil."

by N1 November 7, 2005

Anita Baker

1) A secret underground euphemism referring to the third and final season of the popular Adult Swim original cartoon, 'The Boondocks'.

The term is used to avoid suspicion and copyright infringement by the company Sony, mainly based on the fact that Sony employees flag infringement rights on YouTube videos to compensate for the fact they have extremely small genitalia.

Inner-City Gangsta #1: Yo, man! Did you check out 'the stuff?"

Inner-City Gangsta #2: What stuff?

Inner-City Gangsta #1: Y'know...(whispers) the 'Anita Baker...'

Inner-City Gangsta #2: Aww hellz yeah, homie! That shit was fly.

by Rapmaster M-Dawg April 11, 2010

baker's dozen

In the Medieval Ages there was a period when bakers began cheating the public at such a rate that public outcry reached the ears of several kings. As bread was a daily staple of Medieval life, the bakers knew that they could charge a lot of money for minimal portions of their products. As such, kings levied laws against bakers stating that they were to lower their pricesand keep honest. In fact the common term "A Baker's Dozen" (meaning 13 instead of 12) came from this time period. Any baker caught selling less than an even dozen was strictly and harshly punished. As a result bakers began adding one extra loaf to be certain their count would be correct or even over the amount decreed by law.

How many donuts would you like?
A baker's dozen, please.

by allygat-urr April 17, 2005

investment biker

n. 1.A person who attempts to hide their button-down, 9-5 life by dressing in leather and riding a motocycle on the weekend.

{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}

That guy on the Harley sporting the latest J. Crew closed-toe sandle is such an investment biker.

by Jon June 5, 2004

basil of baker street

an old show about a little mouse who was a dectective. He solved a lot of mysteries.

1990's three year old:"YEAH!!!!!

by Joe ma May 5, 2005