The biggest blackest dick

A secret/rare white card from the popular card game Cards Against Humanity. The card can only be found in the lining of the top of "A Bigger Blacker Box", a box designed to store up to 1500 Cards Against Humanity cards. Unlike standard cards, the letters on the card, which read "The biggest blackest dick." are silver and are embossed into the card. The card is the successor to "A bigger blacker dick", the successor to "A big black dick".

Kyle: "Hey Jim, did you hear about the secret Cards Against Humanity card on reddit?"

Jim: "You must be talking about 'The biggest blackest dick.' Yeah I heard."

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014

Blackness monster

A blackness monster is the blackest person in the pool.

Swim away! It's the blackness monster.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

Blacknese

The most asian and blackest person you'll ever meet

Yo waddup mah blacknese ching chong wing wong!

by Geste Ornella March 17, 2018

blackistani

1. a person of mixed Black and Pakistani descent.
2. referring to the Afro-Paki Culture

I'm so Blackistani I had Collard Greens & Curry Chicken for dinner last night.

by Zeena April 14, 2006

Blackie

The best name for a cute black dog

Kaylee: OMG that dog is so cute!! What is his name?

Mattison: His name is Blackie.

by Matt242 July 7, 2010

Blackie Chan

A term to describe a black asian. If the asian is half black and half asian, or just extremely tan, you can call them this. This term was derived from Jackie Chan, who is a famous asian actor. In a short period (circa 1990-2000) of Jackie Chan's life, he was incredibly tan. During this period of time, Chan would get called Blackie Chan nearly everyday by his peers, family, and close friends. Chan reports that he does not approve of this saying, but at the same time, he was very dark so it fit him. With this being said, the term Blackie Chan has grown from not only Chan, but to all dark asians all around the world. If you are a tan asian, do not be offended by this word. It is only stating the truth.

Another word that you can call a dark asian is a Chinegro.

Example:

Chung Woo "Hey Keerff!"
Keith "Holy shit Blackie Chan, you are fucking tan!"
Chung Woo "I row, I rust rome from Parific."
Keith "What?"
Chung Woo "Parific."
Keith "Idk what the fuck you are saying."

by EthanChrist April 29, 2010

blackiechan

1) if jackie chan was black
2) a black person who learns carate or thinks he can do martial arts

noel: haha look at that dumb black bitch, thinking he can do tae kwon doe
friend: wow, looks like blackiechan gonna need alot more practice

by 1d10T July 7, 2006