that bites

That bites, a slang term for "that sucks". This slang is usually used by awesome people, but very few people use it.

Jim: Dude, my cat shit on my floor.

Derek: Bro, that bites.

Jim: I got some on my hands.

Derek: Don't bite that.

by I Am Chad April 18, 2016

mosquito bites

When one's tatas are so small they look similar to mosquito bites. The chick in a group of girls with the smallest bazooms.

Wow Teresa you don't even need a bra for them mosquito bites!

by LindseyHarris October 20, 2006

Cheesecake Bites

Where your partner masterbates onto your asshole, then you take the asshole jizz mixture and freeze the mixture into ice cube trays. Put your ice cube tray into the freezer and freeze for an hour. Finally you and your partner eat the frozen cheese cake bites during Netflix and chill sessions.

Derrick wanted John to make "Cheesecake Bites" so they could have a snack while binge watching I was Teenaged Werewolf on Netflix.

by StickamanJensen May 29, 2017

boneless bites

Going flaccid during a toothy blowjob.

"Candy tried to nibble last night, and I got a bad case of boneless bites."

by Hotdogs February 13, 2015

misquito bites

Having very small breasts

How disappointing, she only has misquito bites

by lameness1234 March 2, 2008

Another one bites the dust

This phrase originated from western movies/television shows. When someone got shot and fell on their Face into the dirt, they quite literally “bite the dust!!”

“He shot every single man and then the leader... !”
“Yeah, another one bites the dust!!”

by PeterPanMom February 20, 2020

Another One Bites My Nuts

Ooh, let's go!

Steve walks gayily down the street,
With his pants pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the beating of meat,
The cummies ready to go.

Are you ready, hey are you ready for this?
Are you fucking the woman with your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat

Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts

How do you think I'm gonna lose my voice,
Without you when you're gone?
You took me for all the cummies I had,
And left me dry to my balls.

Are you fapping, is your nutsack dry?
How long can you beat your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat.

Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts

Hey!
Oohh, stroke it!
Bite my nuts!
Bite my nuts, hey!
Hey
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts, ow!
Another one bites my nuts, hey hey
Another one bites my nuts, eehhh ayyy

Ohh, shootout!
There are plenty of ways that you can stroke a man,
And bring him to the ground
You can beat it, you can eat it,
You can treat him bad, and edge him when he's down.
But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm using both hands on my meat,
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,

(add me on discord for the rest + more parodies @Nivid#0004)

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