Birkenstocks

shoes that hippies wear. the ever so awesome band, nofx doesnt like hippies

he's got a tye dyed rancid shirt,
he wears his birkenstocks to work,
is he a jerk? no! just confused
jeff dont wear regular shoes

by baller23423434 October 16, 2008

birkenstocks

Once known as ugly lesbian shoes, now the "cool" thing to wear.
Still ugly.

"Check out the dyke with the birkenstocks!"
"OMG Becca, I just bought these $80 birkenstocks at Abercrombie and Fitch!!"

by AS May 13, 2005

Birkenstockbroker

Any former hippie who left Woodstock and headed for Wall Street.

Now retired to Napa, surveying his private-label vineyard from the pool-deck of his 20,000 square-foot 'villa', he strums his Martin - yes, it's the one on the cover of 'unplugged' - purchased for six figures from the Christies Clapton auction, a true Birkenstockbroker, a 60s radical who simply took a brief detour.

by Monkey's Dad October 14, 2023

Birkenstink

Refers to the smell associated with Birkenstocker (or greenie, or rabid environmentalist) related things.

I bought one of those new greenie front-loading washing machines, but the Birkenstink is terrible.

by NewContributor October 26, 2011

Birkenflock

A group of people wearing Birkenstocks. Much like a flock of birds, Birkenstock wearers tend to congregate in large groups.

"A large Birkenflock was settled outside of Peete's Coffee in Harvard Square."

by fkorte043 November 7, 2015

birkenstalking

In large crowds or at festivals you stalk people who wear those super-ugly Birkenstock two strap sandals and you stomp on their toes for offending everything decent with their lack of sensibility.

"I'm bored with Imagine Dragons, let's go Birkenstalking!"

by Vhael January 9, 2016

Brokenstocks

Off brand Birkenstocks. You’re so broke that you can’t afford real bIrks.

Alice's Brokenstocks look real.

by mooshmoo October 31, 2017