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Birds

"He was always surrounded by a flock of adoring birds, but he never seemed to settle down with just one."
by Arminkshipper June 28, 2025
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Birds!

A terrible word used when the time reaches like 5 am and the birds start chirping.. usually signals that the sexting needs to come to an end.. as well as the masturbating.. so that can actually wash up and get to bed since the sun is literally rising
Time is hitting 530ish..

Him: *Now move you to the edge of the bed.. parting your legs.. and lustfully move closer*

Her: Damn.. would continue.. but.. birds!!!

Him: Little fuckers
by Charged Penguin June 15, 2020
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BIRDS.

A new, fresh alternative to answering questions with "Your mom."
by GIRw4ffl3z1869 January 5, 2022
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Birds Aren’t Real

A movement dedicated to spreading the feathered gospel that the government mercilessly killed 12 billion birds and replaced them with an exact drone copy.
Person 1: Look at that bird!

Mentally superior person 2: you sheep! Haven’t you heard that Birds Aren’t Real! Wake up!
by BAR Activist October 6, 2020
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birds take a bath

A statement use to describe the process of cooking cocaine to its purist form.
"How about these birds take a bath, and lets see how clean this stuff is."
by SneakyWalrus26 December 3, 2013
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birds of a feather

Peeps with similar appearance, likes, or behavior.
Birds of a feather flock together.
by Downstrike December 23, 2004
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Birds in my nest

When a guy says this it means he came in his pants and his genital regions got sperm on it.His pubic hairs in this area have been covered in sperm and now have dried up creating a nest.
Guy says :There are birds in my nest
Person next to him: what are you talking about?
Guy says: You don't wanna know
by GuyGaiden23X December 14, 2017
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