berlin, ct

a small town in the center of Connecticut. A lot of the kids are rich, which leads to lots of alcohol and drugs. no one knows how to keep secrets, and a lot of backstabbing and gossip goes on.

"do you still talk to those girls from berlin?"

"hell no, if i tell them anything, the whole town knows"

by anonymous May 13, 2005

Berlin, Connecticut

Most can't spell, and most like to brag about their 'intelligence'. Usually wearing Coach, Northfaces, Skinny jeans, Uggs and sweatpants to make them 'ghetto'. You will find the high schoolers juggling swim team, football, basketball and cheerleading while driving in their new Toyota's their parents bought them for getting good grades. Favorite past time is doing drugs, preferably Marijuana, unless you're in upbeat. The most the Berlinites have to worry about is the Yankees not beating the Red Sox. The middle schoolers are pathetic, and are sluts in the making unless they attempt to be 'emo' by wearing black eyeliner. They can't keep a secret and they cheat on one of the many people they claim to love. This town also needs to import black kids from Hartford.

Girl1: Daddy bought me the wrong car for Christmas!

Girl2: EW! I just stepped on a spider! Time for new Uggs!

Boy1: Dude, want to go to DQ and ride our bikes through the drive thru?

Boy2: Nah man. Let's go get wasted at your girlfriends party! I'm so hooking up with her!

Upbeat kid: I hate Berlin, Connecticut

by Good Will May 6, 2011

berlin, ct

The dumbest town in the United States where everyone is a poser, wigger, or slut. Everyone does drugs. We suck.

"Lets not have sex til we're married."

"No way i'm high, lets make babies."

by hawtmess January 30, 2005

Berlin Walled

When something beyond your control ruins or stops something from happening.

"My girlfriend and I had to break up because we would be 4547.9294 miles apart, even though we still love each other."

"Dude you were totally berlin walled"

by Bubble girl July 12, 2005

berlin, ct

If you ever wondered what it would be like to live in Satans ass, move to berlin, ct. The only shanty town in the state. The Berlin fair is the worst event in the history of the world. Claims to be near the place that "invented" the hamburger. Known for shitty basketball teams producing sub-WNBA quality male players, such as the Goog Squad's Thomas Polakse and Dee Del. Home of ESPN personalities, I-Mac and D-Bac.

"Let's go to the Berlin Fair in berlin, ct."

"I'd rather stick a jolly rancher in my ear."

by Antisocial Dave April 30, 2006

berlin, ct

A small town with 3 sections in it. East Berlin, Berlin, and Kensington. East Berlin is the farthest away from everywhere. Also known as "east bumblefuck", or "the village". Berlin is a town full of either stuck up assholes who are overly tan, over confident and know theyre better than everyone else, white trash and the "goths" all hang out together and smoke, or sluts. Berlin is a big time town for sluts.

"Dude, did you go to berlin, ct this weekend"
"Yeah, you shoulda been there, full of stuck up assholes, but it has THE best parties"

by nunyaass March 8, 2009

berlin bomber

same thing as clevlend steamer, but with sourkraut and corn

Mark, I had corn and sourkraut last night so I gave your mom a berlin bomber.

by cody and rj parmater w/ jake waechter April 2, 2007