Bender 

A strict grading, hard bargained, beer-bellied, red-faced alcoholic that enjoys masturbating with their bent leg while they are trapped in a 70's themed station wagon reciting war stories that they weren't in. All while they are thinking about U.S. history.

Damn. That guy is a real Bender.

Bender by CockThunder November 6, 2014

bender 

a homosexual male (in British slang)

in the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender

bender by su france July 23, 2008

bender 

when you get mind blowingly drunk for a period of three or more days.

Dude, i went on this 6 day bender after we lost the race.

bender by Emily Anne May 19, 2005

Bender 

A hockey player with the bendiest ankles you've ever seen in your life. Uses 1 and a half rolls of shin tape on each one and still can't keep 'em straight. Prolly has supreme s150 skates and a sherwood stick with superman tape on the blade and Canada tape on the knob.

AAA player 1: "Oh god dude look at his ankles. Look at that stick too! Dude I probably wouldn't have even made the team this year if it weren't for my trusty dusty vapor 1x lite."
AAA player 2: "Yeah bro he's a bender, I heard Shattuck is playing on the rink over let's go and watch them."

Bender by Brittany the skater girl July 4, 2018

Bender 

A hockey player who has no skating skills and bends his ankles when he skates, also used to describe a hockey player who is an awful player in general

WOW that kid Jantard is such a bender, look at how he skates! It would be no surprise if he taped his ankles.

Bender by Danknuggett September 27, 2008

Bender 

Term that is generally used by hockey players. Most commonly used chirp to date. Used to describe a multitude of players who have no skill what so ever or the boys just arnt down to call them their own. The boys can tell right away when someone is a bender, wether it be on the ice or in the locker room. Great term to add to ones list of chirps.

Check out Tommy over there, just bendin it up.

Man, Drew just needs to give it up, he's such a bender.

Get those bricks movin bend show.

Sick fish bowl bender.

Bender by isu14 June 16, 2010

Bender 

A hockey player that sucks because his skates aren't tight enough so they bend inward. Can be generally applied, with some exceptions, to any high school player outside of Minnesota and those from a decent number of schools in Michigan and Massachusetts.

Also, the player will think he is really cool for playing hockey, even though he just wasn't good enough for the basketball team and now has to play "home" games in front of parents and a nonexistent student section in an arena 10 miles from home.

I just saw this high school hockey game in Ohio. They sucked at everything so they decided to start a huge fight. But it wasn't that great because the kids were all benders and thought they were cool for wearing Nike Bauer vapor XX skates and gloves.

Bender by wolverinefan1 March 14, 2009