CockThunder's definitions

Bender

A strict grading, hard bargained, beer-bellied, red-faced alcoholic that enjoys masturbating with their bent leg while they are trapped in a 70's themed station wagon reciting war stories that they weren't in. All while they are thinking about U.S. history.

Damn. That guy is a real Bender.

by CockThunder November 6, 2014