Batter Up

The act of pulling your penis out of your partner's mouth while they're giving you a blowjob - just before climax, sticking it in their ear and shouting "Batter UP!"

"I stuck it in her ear and it was a home-run."

by Diddle January 21, 2004

batter spatter

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant

Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022

batter blaster

The act of a male ejaculating into a pan and frying it like a pancake to served.

Carlos prepared a nice batter blaster for breakfast.

by Cheezie smooth January 26, 2014

batter boobs

pendulous breasts that, when lifted and tickled from beneath, the fingers doing the tickling can be seen through the thin skin from the top.

After loosing a lot of weight, my wife was left with batter boobs.

by Kylexy September 16, 2007

Batter Bat

Hardened penis. An Erection.

Jesse's batter bat was so hard and dense, I thought he was going to pass out from lack of blood flow.

by Meanie March 5, 2004

Batter biting

Someone who deep fries cock and nibbles the batter

"Last night your mum was batter biting me"

by Craig Bennett October 4, 2006

batter flaps

flat round breakfast food served with maple syrup.
sometimes refered to as pancakes.

These batter flaps are delicious!

by Binkley11 February 8, 2010