baloney fart

Baloney Fart is when someone is lazy as hell as eats nothing but cheap supermarket cold cuts laced with nitrogen. The nitrogen in the cold cuts acts as an accelerant for propelling the rot of "mystery meat" from the farter's anus and makes for major mayhem.

Yo! Weasel tore ass with another one of his trademarked baloney farts.

by nyctaoist May 29, 2008

Balog

1. Noun
A person who has so many skills, people who know them have trouble figuring out which is their favorite. Then they remember the baking skills.

2. A freezer that is consistently filled with enough booze to fuel three parties

3. Verb

Falling asleep on the landing of one's stairs.

1. That Balog pipes like a frosting pro.

2. I forgot to byob but it was ok because the balog was full.

3. I got so drunk last night I had to balog 9 steps up.

by Schirbotski January 13, 2011

Baloney Pie

An all meat, all cheese delicacy made with alternating layers of cream cheese and slices of bologna sausage. Five layers of each is considered the nominal amount for a proper pie.

That baloney pie they make southern Connecticut is off the hook.

by E.trick.e June 16, 2008

Obi Wan Baloney

Someone who speaks of something they know nothing about as if they were a Jedi Master.

<Obi Wan Baloney> You should be careful when doing barrel rolls - it could disturb the yeast.
<Chuck Yeager> Thanks, I'm trying to reduce my bread intake anyway.

by Mark Shackelford November 19, 2007

balognaphump

The animal from which hot dogs are made.

Even though millions of people eat one every day, the wiley balognaphump has never been photographed.

by Krakky McKraken October 2, 2005

balfag

a derogatory comment that is geared towards a man who displays more feminine than masculane qualities.

Ben Williams is a balfag.

by valhall March 2, 2007

Ballfeat

When the L is so severe that not even defeat can describe it

you lose so bad that they are teabagging their balls in your face

He took a fat ballfeat! he is so bad!

by SleepInBallfeat July 31, 2021