A person who has so many skills, people who know them have trouble figuring out which is their favorite. Then they remember the baking skills.
2. A freezer that is consistently filled with enough booze to fuel three parties
Falling asleep on the landing of one's stairs.
1. That Balog pipes like a frosting pro.
2. I forgot to byob but it was ok because the balog was full.
3. I got so drunk last night I had to balog 9 steps up.