B.O.B.F.O.C 

Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch

your bird is a B.O.B.F.O.K

B.O.B.F.O.C by Huntboy December 2, 2003

B.O.A.T.S. 

Is an acronym for the words Based On A True Story. Can be used in many different situations, for an example when referring to a film. Might also be used when telling a story or a rumour. If exaggerating, B.O.A.T.S. may be used to guarantee the truth (or some truth) of the story. One should though, observe that there is a thin line between B.O.A.T.S. and T.S. (True Story). B.O.A.T.S. is not always reliable and one should be aware of the fact that there might be a very small amount of truth in a B.O.A.T.S. statement.

Jack - Who came up with the Texas chainsaw massacre story dude? It's really fucking stupid.

John - You shouldn't be too sure about that.

Jack- Why?

John - It's B.O.A.T.S.!

B.O.A.T.S. by Cureupt August 18, 2009

B.O.H.I.C.A 

Military acronym, Bend Over Here It Comes Again.

Get some KY its B.O.H.I.C.A time.

B.O.H.I.C.A by SGT MOORE December 12, 2006

B.o.b.a.f.u.b. 

Pronounced (bow-BA-fub) - An acronym used to describe a very large, unattractive and unpleasant female.
Expanded- Big Ole' beefy ass fat ugly bitch.
Origin – unknown high school football field in Arizona.

You girlfriend is hot but her friend is a B.o.b.a.f.u.b.!

B.o.b.a.f.u.b. by adamrafael4 November 18, 2007

B.O.H.I.C.A 

<i>Bend over here it comes again.</i> Commonly used by military members when it has screwed you over before, and is going to again. Synonym Taking it up the rear.

He looked at his wife,"B.O.H.I.C.A. we are getting deployed again."

B.O.H.I.C.A by K. E. G. May 27, 2008

B.O.M.B. 

Acronym: Beat Off Memory Bank

A list of people(etc.) to be called upon in times of need when other aides are not accessible at that time, or just because of personal preference.

B.O.M.B.s tend to vary in length depending upon the person. Written records are usually uncommon as the safest and least vulnerable containment of B.O.M.B.s are in the recesses of the brain.

Joe: Man, that girl Ashley is really hot...
Jon: Yeah, she's in my B.O.M.B.

Joe: Watch some mad porn last night?
Jon: Nah man, just used my B.O.M.B.

B.O.M.B. by HavokBag July 9, 2009

b.o.m. 

short for Back Office Monkey, the B.O.M. usually works in Operations (The Back Office) of a Financial Services company doing redundant and unstimulating work.

"This B.O.M. on the 8th floor keeps asking me if there are any openings in banking, yeah right."

b.o.m. by xabat77 March 17, 2005