J.O.M.B.

Jerk Off Memory Bank

That chick is fine.
File her in the J.O.M.B.

by how July 23, 2005

B.O.M.B.

Acronym: Beat Off Memory Bank

A list of people(etc.) to be called upon in times of need when other aides are not accessible at that time, or just because of personal preference.

B.O.M.B.s tend to vary in length depending upon the person. Written records are usually uncommon as the safest and least vulnerable containment of B.O.M.B.s are in the recesses of the brain.

Joe: Man, that girl Ashley is really hot...
Jon: Yeah, she's in my B.O.M.B.

Joe: Watch some mad porn last night?
Jon: Nah man, just used my B.O.M.B.

by HavokBag July 9, 2009

I B M

In Spanish meaning: Imense Baril de Mierda (Barrel of Shit) to describe some fat slob

Yolie really put on some weight, now she looks like a real I B M

by warnhubb December 8, 2006

b.m.w.

1. German car company.
2. Bavarian Motor Works.
3. The Ultimate Driving Machine

Damn! The BMW Z8 kicks Mercedes's Ass!

by James Bond October 18, 2002

B M

Also an acronym for bowel movement. Used in in assisted living or healthcare environments typically.

Did you record the time of his last BM?

by CJ August 12, 2003

b.m.w.

black & mild wine

a new and excellent addition to the middleton cigar/cigarello line.

1. lets spark that b.m.w.
2. let's stop at 7-11 i got to pick up a b.m.w. single

by Connor Charles October 1, 2008

b.m.e

best moment ever

when jenny fell over it was like the b.m.e

by peaceoflondon August 30, 2009