Avoiduate

1. After graduating college when you realize you can’t find a job so you’d rather go back to school to get another degree, avoiding the job market altogether, hoping that the economy will be more favorable the next time you graduate.

2. Using grad school to dodge having to find a job.

So what’s Timmy going to do now that he has his English degree?

Nothing. He decided to avoiduate instead, pulled out more loans, and enrolled into art school.

by Mister_Michael February 23, 2011

Avoident

A person who avoids to brush his teeth is called an avoident.

It has been a week since you brushed your teeth, you are such an avoident!

by Kerosene_Manja June 4, 2017

Obsolete Avoidance

The act of putting off buying a current product knowing that a new model or updated version will be released in the near future.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Hey, I've just bought myself an Iphone 4s!".

Guy 2: "I think i'm going to use Obsolete Avoidance and wait for the Iphone 5".

by SmudgeJack February 6, 2012

UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver)

The act of visual surveillance and clue-finding to avoid the urinal that was just used, thereby avoiding the urine cloud of the previous pisser.

When a dude is washing his hands when I enter the restroom, I employ UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver) to scan the urinals for the flush trails of the most recently flushed urinal. That's the one to avoid. I see the flush trail, I use the other urinal. If I'm not paying attention, or have no choice because its busy, the nasty odor of some other guy's urine cloud just hangs and it's worse than walking into a spider web.

by MarkusEverest April 19, 2013

Ready salted avoidance

The habit when you have a large multi-pack of assorted crisp flavours, but end up with 4-6 packs of ready salted at the bottom, because you've preferentially choosen the more tasty flavours

Damn, time to buy a new multi-pack, only ready-salted left!

friend, you must have Ready salted avoidance!

by PV Person June 30, 2021

Snog, Marry, Avoid

SNOG, MARRY, AVOID? is perhaps the world’s first make-UNDER show. As opposed to make OVER show, 3 contestants per episode on this show are intoroduced to the viewer, their friends, their night out and then they are given a makeunder at the expense of straight talking computer POD, that transforms them into natarual beuteys after a public analyasis on whether the general public would snog, marry or avoid them, as well as members of the public the show also features uk celebirtys.
It is presented by Jenny frost, Ex Attomic Kitten member.

One thing everyone on this show has in common is that they ALL look over the top, too much fake tan, pericings, fake hair, too little clothes, tatoos, too much bling and outragous styles in general. It's in it's second series and shows every Monday, 8:30 on bbc3.

Noneable contestants to appear on the show are Tape wearing Tasmin from Huddersfeild, Jodie marsh Lookalike Heather, Fake tannned male barbie Ross from scotland, Larissa the glam rocker, Jay the outragous mother, The cheeky girls, Jodie marsh and Chantelle Hoghton amoung many.

The contestants of ''Snog, Marry, Avoid'' wear more makeup than anyone I know


She looks so fake, she could be on Snog, Marry Avoid

by GlamGurl2009 March 19, 2009

Blair-Anoid

A term, expression or condition refering to the "Gossip Girl" character Blair Waldorf (both in the book series and in the television show). If you are "Blair-Anoid" you feel that the entire population of the world (including your friends) hate you because you think you are superior, and are therefore out to get you and backstab you, or just stab you. "Blair-Anoid" also means a condition of paranoia and the feeling of superiority, which can mean you think you are just "that much".

"Oh, I'm so perfect! I'm skinny, brunette, rich, smart, gorgeous, I know what to wear and I'm going to Yale!"
"Jeez, you're so Blair-Anoid!"
"You just say that because you're jealous" (and because it's true)

by dictiossip August 10, 2010