AUTOEXEC.BAT

1) Computer file used during boot.
2) Male genitalia.

"Dude, you don't wanna go around fucking with your AUTOEXEC.BAT!!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

autodefinurbinate

(ott-oh-def-in-erb-in-ate) verb.

auto:self
definurbinate:UD definition

to write a defintion for yourself on urban dictionary. the definition generally contains flattering descriptions and an example with a speaker declaring something like, "that kid's such a __(whatever the name is)"

usually an act performed by insecure people with low self esteem, or by conceited losers who actually think they are so awesome that people say things about them like, "that kid's such a __(whatever the name is)"

see also: autodefinurbinaut

Joe: "he just made a definition for himself."

Jameriquai: "he autodefinurbinated again? what a dork."

by iLet the dogs out February 22, 2010

autodick

1) A self-absorbed person who is too preoccupied with his or her agenda to have consideration for those he interrupts.

2) A person who has no regard for the affairs of others and often says things that ruin a moment.

"To just get up and walk out of the meeting like that makes him an autodick in my book."

A cock blocker.

by dwn2dv8 February 23, 2010

autodidactyls

autodidact: a self-taught person.

pterodactyl: extinct flying reptiles.

autodidactyls: extinct self-taught flying reptiles

"'autodidactyls' are extinct because they didn't teach themselves how to fly very well and they all crashed and burned." - says a satirist

by [e-mail] February 11, 2013

autodrone

Any land based vehicle that operates without a driver.

Hey Bill, lets take my autodrone, we can play poker on the way.

by 2B+ March 3, 2015

Autoerotic fellatiation

The act of performing oral sex on ones own phallic member to the point of choking and passing out.

John rushed home from yoga class to go blow himself as per usual, his roommate was home early so John hid in linen closet and feverishly began to take himself to his own base. Pounding his pallet with the cold robotic force of an off balanced washing machine caused the sowing machine to fall off the shelf and on top of John in the middle of fucking his own brains out. The autopsy determined it quite easily to be death by autoerotic fellatiation due to post mortem positioning. Balls to brows, John died choking on his dick.

by Spot on Johnny March 25, 2015

autodox

The act of exposing private information (doxing) about yourself, usually accidentally. The auto- prefix stands for "self".

You just autodoxed yourself with that screenshot

by PepeLaughHeDoesntKnow September 29, 2019