abstinating

To withold sex from a significant other but with an ulterior motive.

My husband is being an asshole lately so I'm abstinating. Fuck him!

by Mel2018 December 5, 2017

austintisum

A mental condition in which the effected person misses very obvious things and tends to not hear important sentences and noises. It can also cause random bursts of anger over small things. It is commonly confused with partial blindness and deafness.

Failing to see the sink directly in front of him, the Austintisum victim became enraged at everyone who had recently cleaned their hands.

by ThePTFOGuy June 12, 2018

Abstination

When you’ve lost your sex life through being a poor specimen of a human being at that point in time, and now you boast about abstination because you got the word wrong, but basically it means you have to abstain from sex because you can’t get any anymore anyway and instead you now practice lots of masturbation… i.e. Abstin-ation. Stinger for you friend!

“No, to be honest, I’m very good these days, and I practice abstination.”

by TellItLikeItIsLass August 22, 2021

austintatious

a hilarious sketch comedy show based out of new york city!

Yo dude did you see that new episode of austintatious!?

by AustintatiousTv December 2, 2020

justinator

pure NO nag.

SEE ALSO: El Negro

justinator on justinator crime is fine with me

by hells yeah February 13, 2008

Austinites

1.A population of bitches that claim Austin, TX.

2.Bitches that claim to "keep Austin Weird" by becoming homeless or transients.

3.bitches

guy 1: hey, did you see those dirty bitches laying all over Guadalupe asking for money and my drink?
guy 2: yea guy, they are Austinites.

by johnny dictionary August 9, 2005

austinatious

greg gets pwned by me everynight in counter-strike... LOLXORZ!!!!

i pwned joo noob greg austintatious like. lol

by TruePenny January 14, 2004