I don't know what happened last night but at least i woke up to an Aunt Jemima Breakfast instead of a ben from boston!
by sweetsweetoldwomenaremyfetish July 21, 2015

a term used by insomniacs to describe that feeling when you've only slept a few hours in the past couple of nights, rendering you useless, as if someone has fucked you in the eyeballs and injected syrup into your brain.
Ian couldn't get jack shit accomplished this week after experiencing another Aunt Jemima Eye Poke over the weekend.
by dmonet October 28, 2008

Herriet Tubman didnt really free slaves. It was really Aunt Jemima instead of having a book written about her she was put on maple syrup. Thats like a pimp slap in the face
Dude you just got owned like Aunt Jemima and the Freedom Trail dont take that, stand up for youself bro!
by Dom Coviello June 4, 2007

This is a race that requires a minimum of three men and one woman. Each of the men have a jug of maple syrup. They then race to see who can chug it faster. This is all done while they gang bang the female. If you cum before you finish the syrup you are disqualified. You win simply by competing!
Boy that was one hell of an Aunt Jemima Gang Race! I narrowly beat Ryland , but he blew his load right near the end. I guess he should have chosen heads instead of tails
by Papa Grizzly March 23, 2010

by Daddy bunny July 4, 2017

by bigstickypersononthebeach November 20, 2019
