epicosity asplosion

A great explosion caused by a person's epic-ness.

When Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the air, it caused an epicosity asplosion.

by Super Normal January 9, 2009

Asplosion

1. Noun - An explosion or implosion. Contains heavily ninja connotations.
Verb - Aplode
Adjective - Asplodey/Asploded

"Your head aplode!" (aplode is the verb, asplosion being the noun) (common phrase - implies asplodee viewed something far too awesome for their tiny cranium)

by A Shadow March 29, 2009

aulophobia

A phobic condition involving flutes and other woodwind instruments suffered by gentlemen of Arabic descent who have older uncles. see adelphirexia

"Oh irrascable uncle Mohammed of the guild of donkey bottom wipers I cannot do that even though it is a tradition in our family due to my being aulophobic!"

Aulophobia is not thought to be contagious, except in Bedford.

by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 2, 2006

assload

the amount of an object one could fit into their ass.

He could fit 20 ping-pong balls in his ass. It was quite an assload.

by fainting goat September 24, 2010

aulora

To be perfect
To have 100% zero flaws
To be the most perfect human being in the world

"She is so Aulora"

"I wish i could be as Aulora as her"

by VANEVERY July 10, 2014

Aulora

Aulora is a usually a female with blonde hair and the most adorable face in the world. Aulora is the goofball of her friend group. Aulora makes jokes about her insecurities .Aulora says she not cute , the truth is Aulora is the the hottest girl in her friend group. Aulora is the most relatable person in the universe. She makes you feel excited to just be around. She is someone that you become friends as kids together , mothers as adults together, and grandma's as elders together.

me: Aulora and I had a sleepover this weekend and we talk about how stupid we are. Man I love her.(as a friend) my friend: Aulora is the greatest person in the world.

by 4+5=purple June 17, 2018

blow an assload

to deficate, often violently.

"I drank budweiser last night, and this morning I woke up early because I had to blow an assload."

by waltermitty September 16, 2004