A method adopted blatant judgement based off of birth month, prominently used by teenage white girls that is complete and utter bullshit and has just about the same effect on anything as the rocks people believe in.
by Shaqitus October 16, 2021
Get the Astrology mug.The BULLSHIT belief that the constellation your sun happens to be in determines how you'll act and who you're compatible with for the rest of your life. It doesn't. No one gives a shit if you and your worst enemy's zodiac signs aren't compatible. Your worst enemy probably hates you because you're an astrology girl/guy.
Guy: "Why can't me and my little sister get along?"
Astrology Girl: "Probably because you're a Cancer and she's an Aries"
Guy: "STFU. Why do the days we enter this cruel world full of you idiots matter? Stop believing this shit even NASA outright said that it's fake as fuck."
Astrology Girl: "Probably because you're a Cancer and she's an Aries"
Guy: "STFU. Why do the days we enter this cruel world full of you idiots matter? Stop believing this shit even NASA outright said that it's fake as fuck."
by Silicosis9324 November 13, 2022
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An Astrology Girl is very different from someone who likes Astrology, or an Astrologer.
Astrology girls generally consist of bright dyed hair, shaved eyebrows, shitty music taste and being a communist. (These don't always apply, so don't let your guard down)
they are usually VERY anal about knowing your star sign and always think they're in the right. no matter what.
Astrology girls generally consist of bright dyed hair, shaved eyebrows, shitty music taste and being a communist. (These don't always apply, so don't let your guard down)
they are usually VERY anal about knowing your star sign and always think they're in the right. no matter what.
"What's your star sign?"
"Aquarius"
"I knew it! you seemed like such an Aquarius!"
"I'm actually a Capricorn." (stupid Astrology Girl)
"Aquarius"
"I knew it! you seemed like such an Aquarius!"
"I'm actually a Capricorn." (stupid Astrology Girl)
by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021
Get the Astrology Girl mug.A person who is obsessed with astrology. Ones signs and the spiritual realms. Can also be known as an “astrology hoe”.
by Bitchy-Heika October 21, 2021
Get the astroloho mug.People are skeptical about astrology for a reason. An astrology book tells you that an Aquarian is cozy in a hammock. There's a lot of people who go and get a hammock, and there's no way all of them could be Aquarians. That's like saying if you meet somebody who likes pizza or red wine, you can tell they are an Aries. Then, if you question what you're reading, astrology tells you that the traits don't apply to every single person, and where the planets were in the sky when they were born can alter someone's personality. Some people would still say they're right about astrology, now that they've explained it that way, that sounds good to them, but to others it starts to sound a little bit silly (much like the bible).
Information about astrology is like information from scientists, politicians, or religion, it's questionable.
by Solid Mantis November 15, 2020
Get the Astrology mug.Is the study of astro-abortions. Mothers who are deciding to or deciding not to have an abortion might look at their future baby's zodiac symbol and derive from their possible nature wether they will be a good match for her or the already existing family.
I was reading my Astrobortology Pamphlet and have come to the decision to keep my fetus because he will make a great sibling for my already 2 year old daughter
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