Asthma

A. A condition that causes people to be short of breath.
B. An excuse used by fat, lazy, smokers who really don't have asthma.

A. Bobby has asthma so he can't play soccer.

B. Paige- *Heavy Breathing* "Guys, wait...up..."
Sean- "Dude, are you okay?"
Paige- "Yeah, I just...have...asthma."
*silence*
Jane- "We've walked like two feet..."
Sean- "You're just fat and lazy."
Paige- "No, I smoke..."

by CassieXXY November 21, 2009

Ashaan

The man of your dreams! An Indian guy with the best qualities of humor, a bit of a jerk sometimes but still a good friend. He is pretty smart, A's in all of his classes. Smart enough to become a rich doctor or surgeon of some sort.

Molly: “Oh my gosh, look at that handsome man!”

Jessica: “I know right, DIBS!”

Ashaan is the coolest man ever!

by yo my friendzzzz October 12, 2014

ashaantai

This girl has a name as unique as her personality! She has a strong exterior but is soft and caring on the inside. She is a total babe, but sadly doesn't realize it yet. Any guy would be lucky to have her.

Guy 1: Omg do you know Ashaantai?!
Guy 2: Yeah I do, she's a hottie!

by wewenttonarnia March 31, 2017

Atshaam

A human (male) with a vast range of knowledge also skilled with his hands and athletic.

The type of guy i’m looking for is Atshaam

by Fifaplayer666 June 7, 2019

Char-asthmatic

Someone who is charming in a nerdy way

"How was your date with Jim"
"He is a dork but he is very char-asthmatic"

by Hoco21 December 17, 2017

Urban Asthma

Asthma and other respiratory illnesses caused or triggered by living in a densely populated, polluted urban environment.

1: *cough* cough* This downtown Toronto smog has me sick man.

2: You must have that urban asthma ting eh

by Zafani August 23, 2018

asthma attack

when driving, if someone in the car is sleeping push the break pedal real hard and scream. the sleeping passenger will be gifted with a rude awakening

on our way to Florida, dude kept falling asleep on me so i gave him a asthma attack. he hasn't slept yet.

by ziggyd1139 June 7, 2010