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neko atsume 

An addicting game that will ruin your life
"I'm gonna play Neko Atsume'
*5 hours later*
"Oh shit I have a test tomorrow."
neko atsume by CatastrophicSlayer August 20, 2016

Assumative 

Dont be so assumative!
Assumative by taylorsaurus December 3, 2011

Vegans Assumption Fallacy

A vegan must never assume that something is vegan unless and until it's confirmed to be vegan.
A vegan realised that he/she consumed a non-vegan product by failing to check the ingredients label, therefore falling prey to "Vegans Assumption Fallacy".

Like-assuming 

When someone press the Like button on facebook, and you are going to check who liked someones comment, you assume who the liker is. The liker is usually the statuswriter or the poster of something, if someone gives a positive comment towards them.
Like-assuming:

Person A writes a status on facebook: Oh i just won 100 bucks on betting.

Person B writes on the status : Thats because you are so good at betting.

Then when someone likes Person B's and you dont know who it is, you check it, and right before you drag your mouse over the button, you assume it is Person A who likes it because the comment was ment positive towards that person.

Assumption Asshole

Someone who assumes something negative after a general phrase, to either bring you down or be an asshole.
I'm gonna go outside.

You can't skateboard outside because it's wet dumbass...

I was gonna go for fun you Assumption Asshole...
A beautiful caring person who will always put others before herself. She is that girl that every body wants to be friends with and makes everyone's day.
beautiful awesome assumpta love friends besties pretty perfect
assumpta by 😜😜😜 February 10, 2014