assponge

Sponge on a stick used to clean the butt.

bring me the assponge leroy!

by jedy November 17, 2005

asspole

the stick you shove up the muppets butt to make it dance

Listen up, don't make me kick you in the asspole!

Dance muppet, shake that asspole!

Girl Muppet says to other girl muppet : "Damn...didja see the size of his asspole?"

by DaBomb.Com(the original) February 3, 2010

assbox

a friend who you concider a tool

my friend Buck is an assbox

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

asstoxicating

when one gets intoxicated off another's ass

Wendy at Metro in GA. is asstoxicating us!!!!!

by Astoxicated November 20, 2013

asspony

A derogatory term. Asspony is used to describe people you hate.

You stole my crack! Therefore; you are an asspony!!

by Gabby February 15, 2004

Assbox

Derogatory name for the Xbox video game console. Compare GayStation Poo, GayCube.

Why pay more for an Assbox? Most of its good games are on the GameCube too.

by Damian Yerrick September 5, 2005

asspocket

Someone who is overly frugal and a jerk about it.

Scrooge is such an asspocket, he wouldn't even give Bob Cratchit a Christmas bonus because it would be a waste of money.

by beatation February 22, 2011