Asslete

A person who performs above average sexual acts involving the anal region.

Andrew was generally regarded as an Olympic asslete after doing round at Delta Delta Delta.

by Linneas_db March 23, 2023

Dick Assley

The man that dickrolled us with his shit song Never Gonna Fuck You Up.

Dick Assley: Never Gonna Fuck You Up.
You: He just dickrolled us.
Me: I see.

by GregNelson29 September 7, 2023

assley

a girl with a huge butt chin

man that girl has a huge ass chin her name must be assley

by jake-town October 2, 2005

Asslips

If your ass could speak the cheeks would serve as lips.

An asslip is one who makes absurd verbal representations, all the while full of, what they know to be bullshit.

Hence, because a person excretes absurdities meant for their ass, through their lips, everything that is said or done by them is considered shit.

Plural- Asslips
Singular- Asslip
*Can be used as a Noun, Verb, Adverb or Pro-noun or any other grammatical term.

Example 1-
Person 1: Did you hear what he just did!?
Person 2: Yeah, what an Asslip.

Example 2-
Person 1: Lets go and get Ari, he is taking so damn long..
Person 2: Hey, what’s taking you so long Asslips!?

by germayne48 February 22, 2011

Asslessness

A person who is the king or queen of not having an ass. One who is assless to an extreme.

Your asslessness astounds me!

by TimmPower December 31, 2009

Assleep

When your butt falls asleep after sitting on it for too long.

After a long Monday at work, I always fall Assleep.

by Case Face September 3, 2007

Assley

"Assley" is a term used to describe how thick or rich a certain brand of toilet paper is. Industrial toilet paper that can be found in public schools and businesses is of generic brand, thus not very assley. On the other hand, certain brands that can be bought at department stores can often have double or even triple ply. These brands often require less usage as they are prone to clog the toilet if used in excess. Rule of thumb for using assley toilet paper: less is more.

If you're going to the washroom for a hearty #2, don't use too much toilet paper. The toilet paper in the washroom is very assley.

by Ruperto San Sangelo November 1, 2017