Asslamp

(Verb) Shoving a lamp (light) in your anus; Also known as Asslamping.

"You will definetly hurt yourself if you continue to asslamp."

by BigNig May 7, 2005

assclay

A very very very thick and rank smelling bowl movement.

That assclay smells!

by Dienofboredom September 23, 2005

asslamp

The act of one's self sitting on a lamp

Nah, Im busy... I gotta asslamp

by penguin October 27, 2002

Assley

a short cute Mexican with black hair, brown eyes, big tits, a nice ass. and an awesome hubby named alex that fucks her in the ass every night.

assley likes anal

by ashleyAnalFucker April 28, 2013

asslasticity

the scale at which a mans hind sphincter is rated for tightness.

I cant take another 6 months in jail without losing all my asslasticity.
The perfect fart requires a perfect balance of ass wind, butt gravey, and asslasticity.

by bate master dick November 21, 2010

assplay

one who ingages in the act of "playing" with somebodys abdomen, in a playfull maner

"man i hate assplay"

by crimson October 14, 2003

Assley

Another name for Ashley Rosa

Brah, dey no call her Assley foa nottin'.

by KS March 29, 2005