asset impairment

To physically harm a person with whom you have a disagreement; to seriously mess someone up so bad that they need to write off their assets; Other forms of word include: impair his/her assets, assets were impaired, FAS 144, etc. See Financial Accounting Standards - FAS 144 for more information.

If she doesn't keep her hands off my boyfriend, I'm going to give her some serious asset impairments.

If he doesn't shut up, I'll be forced to impair his assets.

I made her so mad that she FAS 144ed me!! Now I've got some material asset impairment!

by CPAchic April 24, 2008

Assetcs

A portmanteau of ass and the abbreviation of etcetera to form the word assets. This typical refers to a female's Ass, Breast, and Vagina

That girl's Jacket really brings out her Assetcs

by M.C Rick March 11, 2018

Asslete

A person who performs above average sexual acts involving the anal region.

Andrew was generally regarded as an Olympic asslete after doing round at Delta Delta Delta.

by Linneas_db March 23, 2023

Assket

The muscles that surround the butt hole sealing it closed.

Man, Jorge came over the other day and dropped a huge load. I'm sure he's gonna need a new assket after that one.

by Craig Swoboda June 11, 2006

Toxic Assetto Corsa Modders

Claiming someone was leaking cars without proof it was them. Bully's others for their work and shit talks everyone who isn't a pro 3d modeler. Harasses others with no punishment.

Toxic Assetto Corsa Modders: literally dont asociate yourself with modder 1 modder 2 and whatever the third fucks name is, modder 2 leaks stuff, and modder 1 and the other guy are just plain retards

by TU Hater January 5, 2020

toxic assets

Paper purchases made by banks that turn out to have little or no real value.

AIG bank failed because they had 50 billion dollars worth of toxic assets

by f0rTyLeGz January 17, 2009

liquid assets

Any type of alcohol (especially beer and liquor). This term is typically used in social contexts--but definitely not at a highbrow cocktail party. Use this term when you don't want to be blatant about your alcohol consumption (in front of parents, grown-ups, etc) or when you just want to sound fratty.

Teenage kid #1: Hey, dude, are we set for the party tonight?
Kid #2: Yeah, don't worry. My big brother already picked up the liquid assets for us.
Kid #1: Sweet. Thanks.

by urbanite2 May 31, 2010