Ballin' Ass Grilled-Cheese

A grilled cheese sandwich created by putting 5 slices of American Cheese in-between hamburger buns and frying it on a camp stove, resulting in thick black smoke, people choking, and mass-suicide

Hmm... Ballin' ass grilled-cheese you say? That sounds like a bad gay porn movie.

by Im lysdexic December 15, 2008

swiss cheese ass

A large rear end defined by irregular surface texture as if full of large craters and holes. Also liable to show up on thighs and upper arms for infected overweight females.

That ass is three ax handles wide and she's got a bad case of swiss cheese ass!

by eatrawstayhealthy November 21, 2011

string cheese ass

When a chick straight moons you, and her tampon string is all chillin' like woah!

I was about to hit that shit, then she bent over and all I saw was that string cheese ass!

by Grizznix March 22, 2014

Cheese Ass

When your ass is full of cheese

*wipes ass* Holy shit I think I have cheese ass!

by Shitheed1 May 22, 2019

ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

a phrase you scream when you stub your toe

you stub your toe
and scream "ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

by urban genius May 12, 2009

Cheese ass

(noun) 1. A stupid person who doesn't know how to drive; a crazy driver; someone who should NOT have a license, let alone be on the road with any kind of motor vehicle. 2. Some one who loves to eat cheese, thus having all of those cheese calories go right to the buttocks.

1. "Look at that cheese ass swerving in & out of the lanes on the highway!" -OR- "I wish a cop were here to see this cheese ass cutting people off with his car." 2. "This fat guy at the party was hogging all of the cheese & crackers. It's easy to see that HE had cheese ass!"

by Hung10Gemini August 19, 2008

cottage cheese ass

A typical european delicacy in which one eats expired cottage cheese out of the anus.

Honey, im leaving for work, but when I get back make sure you have some cottage cheese ass ready.

by matttttttttttttttty boy April 25, 2007