amateur porn

porn that looks like you filmed yourself and your girlfriend fucking

"ah dude, i saw jasons' amateur porn, his girlfriend is so hot. i am glad i didnt see much of him though..."

by suckatwork November 13, 2007

Amateurity

A psychological condition widely contracted by new musicians on MySpace, with the "artist" believing that the adulation they receive on their page (from family, friends, and lonely people, and common for anyone who posts anything resembling noise on MySpace), having determined that they now have "arrived" or have "made-it."

Amateurity symptons include: (1) The artist referring to anyone who stumbles on their page as their "fan"; (2) The artist posting a blog that says "I'm sorry I haven't been able to get back to all of you as I've been so busy (selling out stadiums and signing autographs, no doubt); (3) The artist referring to their page, written boldly across the top, as "The Official" Brittany Fartkowski Page (Is this the real Brittany Fartkowski or a different one?).

by Enough Blubba August 10, 2009

Asma

The funniest and coolest girl you can meet! Asma is literally crazy! She can do the most unpredictable things in the most serious situations!!! Asma can replace the word (amazing), (cool) and (positive energy)

1: OMG! how Asma you are!!!
2: That girl is so funny, she must be Asma.

by Stitch’s Mother May 12, 2021

almat

Almat is a savage who doesn’t like when people talk shit about him.He also gets triggered when people lie to his face.Almat is the type of boy girls would be thriving on.

This kid almat is a legend

by Preportdag June 5, 2018

amateur gynecologist

term for any young male who,without medical license,proceeds selflessly and in the interest of science to engage in the exploration of the female anatomy ...

While in college,though not in pre-med,Paul considered himself an amateur gynecologist.

by sheila in the car January 23, 2010

Asiatutionalized

When one has moved to Asia and got used to the life out there so much that the thought of going back to where they came from is impossible.

He will never come back home for good, he is Asiatutionalized.

by WOLF1978 August 25, 2018

tough amateur

a dilettante who will resort to intimidation tactics and physical violence if reminded that he or she possesses only superficial interest/ability in some branch of knowledge or skill

Guy 1: Don't invite Barney to help us build the deck. He doesn't know squat about basic carpentry.

Guy 2: You're better off keeping your thoughts on the matter to yourself. Barney would beat the daylights out of you if he heard you say that. He is one tough amateur!

by scared of tough guys May 13, 2010