The ugly, surgically enhanced Simpson sister who dropped the whole "I'm as hardcore as Avril Lavigne" thing when she realized no one was buying it, not even little 11 yr olds.
by Angelacia May 14, 2007
Get the ashlee simpson mug.To pull an Ashlee Simpson:
1. To make a fool of yourself by getting caught doing a deceptive or untruthful act (such as lip syncing) and blame it on external circumstances such as acid reflux disease, a drummers timing pressing a button, track performance order etc. To pull a genuine Ashlee Simpson one must "do a hoedown" (or some similar bizarre and out of place act) once caught.
1. To make a fool of yourself by getting caught doing a deceptive or untruthful act (such as lip syncing) and blame it on external circumstances such as acid reflux disease, a drummers timing pressing a button, track performance order etc. To pull a genuine Ashlee Simpson one must "do a hoedown" (or some similar bizarre and out of place act) once caught.
by Vladimir Poontang October 16, 2007
Get the Ashlee Simpson (to pull an) mug.A name belonging to a god among men. Has unparalleled Charisma (Commonly referred to as 'Asheel Charisma') that makes him invincible to getting in trouble. A very charming young man who is loved for his arrogance and traditionally asshole remarks instead of being hated for them. Adored by millions of men and women who worship the ground he walks on. He has the brains to outsmart you with his quick thinking, but he can also injure you with his ability to kick your ass. No one dares to oppose him in battle because everyone will hate that guy. Asheel's always innocent. That's a fact of life. He always wins. That's also a fact of life. He's practically perfect. Once again, it's a fact of life. Also he knows how to get tons of women which gives him the nickname "tittymaster.' There will never be another Asheel. He is a once in a universe type of a guy. #Fact
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Get the Ashlee Simpson. mug.World's most prestigous hoe-down pop-star. Well known for the "oh-shit-they're-playing-the-wrong-song dance." Pop stars are usually notorious for lip-synching, but they don't go on interviews to talk down upon it, and get caught doing it on national TV afterwards.
The younger one is confused about her singing, and the older one is confused about whether chicken of the sea is really chicken or fish.
by 1.8T October 28, 2004
Get the Ashlee Simpson mug.One who can't sing. One who blames non talent on others. One who is booed before performance, and off the stage at the Orange Bowl. Also, a failure worthy of their own petition online demise.
www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html
See also; Milli Vanilli, Failure, Fugly
www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html
See also; Milli Vanilli, Failure, Fugly
by Eric Smithson January 30, 2005
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