apple computer

Has-been computer company with a cult-like following. Great graphics, not compatible with anything (see proprietary). Would have been a good computing system for beginners had Microsloth not stolen some of its ideas. Overpriced, doomed to go the way of the Atari and Commodore. Makes a great boat anchor.

Steve was really pissed off when he found out Bill took his idea for Windows and started developing software for IBM instead of Apple computers.

by ezmoneyman July 1, 2003

apple computer

crappy immitation for the pc. barely ever works, very slow

If i owned an apple computer i would burn it.

by me July 1, 2003

apple computer

A computer that is neither functional or interesting looking. Used to do guassian blurs and such with amazing speed. Horrible at games.

Ever heard of an apple game?

by apple computers are for gays July 22, 2003

apple computer

A computer made by Apple, which is a computer company. (No kidding.) They aren't very good, but people still use them anyway.

Arrg! This stupid Apple Computer always freezes!

by Nick July 7, 2003

apple computer

who cares if it has only one mouse button, if you want another, for fuck's sake, just BUY another one, you dumb shit

by Anonymous July 3, 2003

Apple Computer

1) Beige Toaster
2) Drool Proof Paper
3) Glorified Calculator
4) Decoration

Look how nice that Apple Computer looks on my desk.

I fell asleep and drooled on my Apple Computer, I'm glad it's drool proof.

Let me calculate the sum of 4 and 2 with my Apple Computer.

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

apple computer

1) a iMac (mac) computer for people who are anti-microsoft
2) a computer made out of a giant apple

I just took a bite outta my apple computer, man, it tasted like apples.

by munKii poO July 1, 2003