Shane van Alstyne

Shane van Alstyne's are a rare breed. They are so majestic in the bed with other men it is crazy. Although he normally lacks in package, he makes up with his naughty words and rough play with men. If you ever find yourself with a Shane van Alstyne, be ready for a good time.

Man1: Dude, I was with a Shane van Alstyne last night. He was so good
Man2: I can tell because of how sore you look.

by greene1564 February 17, 2020

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Austen

A very charming and sweet boy. Hes hot, cute, adorable, and lovable all at the same time, anyone would be lucky to have an Austen. Hes always there for support, and always has words of wisdom. Hes shy at first but give him a second and hes outgoing and fun loving.

Girl one- Wow, he is SUCH a Austen!
Girl two- I know right? I'd kill for someone like that!

by Happylove! November 8, 2010

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Alspenis

The town of Alpena, Michigan is often referred to as Al's Penis. It is full of rednecks and polocks. Mullets and mustaches are not exclusive to men, and can most likely be seen on the women shopping/working at Walmart. The poor people buy Natty Light and the more wealthy folk can afford Busch Light. Activities in this town include drinking while:

- at bonfires
- hunting
- at work
- eating
- hanging out with friends
- fishing
- going to class
- doing yard work
- watching the high school football game
- golfing
- shopping at Walmart
- sleeping?

There really isn't a situation where it is not appropriate to drink in this town. The woods is always within close proximity and the cops aren't very fast, making running from the cops while at a huge party a past time for kids of all ages.

Person 1: If you had to describe the entire town of Alspenis in one object what would it be?

Person 2: A camoflauged 30 pack of Busch Light.

by AtownMadness December 13, 2009

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