Alpena

A small town in North-Eastern Michigan known for fat ugly women and young attractive men with mullets named Nick Lee.

A place to go if you want to visit the closest place to Hell.

Cop: Now what are we going to do with you?

Arrested Man: Fuck Yo Couch Nigga

Cop: Im taking you where no man has a chance to live or leave.

Arrested Man: Aw Hell Naw Not Alpena.

by NLHASP March 26, 2011

Alphonso Davies

The lightning fast left back for the Canadian men’s soccer team. Compared to Road Runner by Thomas Muller for his speed. Famously beat three opponents en route to an assist vs. FC Barcelona.

The speed of sound was benched after being scorched by Alphonso Davies.

by FundedByBurritos December 8, 2021

alhena

Sweet and gorg. She doesn't know who amazing. She is super smart even though she always says she isn't

Alhena is super smart and gorg!

by LLouis333 June 5, 2017

Alphet

Outfit, especially an "alt" e.g. alternative (uncommon, special, different) outfit. Term extremely popularized in 2020 on the Tiktok app.

Let me show you the alphets I'd wear to steal your girl.

My favourite alphets.

by AltGirl3000 September 3, 2020

Alphonso Sharland

The ginger drummer from The Hoosiers who keeps a great beat and has awesome facial hair growing abilities.

The Hoosiers
Drummer
'Know any great drummers?'
'Alphonso Sharland from The Hoosiers!'

by akaspiderray December 9, 2012

alphansus

Loves doge. Geme, cutez face n belly, aww

Alphansus iz bae, especially his belly

by jonmarvyn98 December 25, 2017

Alpengeist

It’s an inverted coaster at Busch gardens Williamsburg based off a Swiss/German Ski lodge

Tom: Hey want to ride Alpengeist the lines are always short
Luke: Sure let’s go

by Iholdminisformyteamk July 19, 2021