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Edgar Allan Poe

A sexual act in which one masturbates or has sex within full earshot and/or line of sight of another person who is assumed to be sleeping, but is actually fully awake. The victim of the Edgar Allan Poe is then "buried alive" as they are forced to listen to the entire sexual act while pretending that they are still asleep, and then forced to silently bear the often traumatic memory of the sexual act and can never mention it to the perpetrator(s). The Edgar Allan Poe is usually unintentional, but can be done intentionally as well. Can be used as a verb (Edgar Allan Poeing someone), an adjective (getting Edgar Allen Poed), or a noun (giving them an Edgar Allan Poe).

Named for Edgar Allan Poe due to his fascination with being buried alive that is widely featured in his works, which may have in fact been induced by being Edgar Allan Poe'd by his parents growing up.
Bro #1: Dude! I was sleeping in my bunk in the dorm room last night, and woke up in the middle of the night because my roommate was banging his girlfriend on the top bunk. It was so awkward, I had to lay there and pretend to be asleep until they were finished!

Bro #2: Bro, you got Edgar Allan Poed!
by Alpin3 October 22, 2017
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Allan Houston

A former NBA 2-guard nicknamed H20 because he wore #20 and his jumper was smooth as water. Best known for his stint with the Knicks. A crowd pleaser at the Garden and a good role model.
If you can shoot like Allan Houston you're either lying or you're a robot.
by buffalo333 July 18, 2009
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Aldian

A very kind and compassionate human being. He is always honest about everything and never says a negative word about anyone. He is also extremely intelligent and will always offer to help people with their homework. Aldians are usually quite sweet and romantic and have the cutest laughs.
Oh, thanks for helping me out Aldian. You're the best friend a person could ever have.
by tjkiea3421 November 8, 2013
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allieandoreo

Allie is an amazing streamer who deserves the world, she cares about her viewers alot and makes your day better.
She's the most positive person ever and the sweetest one.
Are they ugly?
No, they watch allieandoreo, i have never seen an unpretty allieandoreo watcher!
by Looneytunes<3 October 20, 2021
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Keira allinson

A Keira allinson is such a G. Probs find one at maccies or at dance. Loveable girl but very blunt. If she says she likes u, she’s lying.
I was walking on the street and saw a Keira allinson so I crossed over before it killed me
by badonk.com August 19, 2019
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Alianus

AY-lee-AY-nus

1. An alien anus
2. A way of calling someone or something an asshole & a freak at the same time
Frustrated chihuahua owner: "Come here, you little alianus!"
by youreonastick August 25, 2006
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Allana

My best friend, an amazing dancer, a beautiful person inside and out. One of the strongest people I have ever met, and one of the most determined. When she wants something she goes and gets it. She's super unique, bubbily, loud, quirky, and sometimes annoying, but thats what makes her so awesome. She's able to pull off any hair colour, and looks good in anything (she can even pull off baggy, frumpy clothing, like how?!). She jokes around a lot, so you have to take a lot of what she says with a grain of salt. She gets along best with people that are able to just sit there while she rambles on and on, or with people that match her craziness.
"Why did that person just jump on your back making dinosaur noises and then run off? Do you know her?"
"oh that's just Allana being Allana"

"Gee, I wish I was Allana, she can pull off anything. Even purple hair."
by Just Lil 'ol Me June 12, 2014
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