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Alistair

1. Name; Etymology behind this man's name is "Defender of Men".
2. Strong, courageous, English man's name.
1. "Wow, did you see Alistair on the beach? He took on the zombie invasion hordes alone with just a broadsword!"

2. "Wow, look at Alistair's hair today. I want to bone him."
by Lauren_the_Lovely May 26, 2009
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Alastair

Alastair is a girls dream because he is handsome
Alastair you are the best
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pub allstar

Definition: noun; Derogatory phrase used to describe an online gamer who maintains above-averge scores in public play, but only average or sub-average scores in organized, competitive play.

Background: As with any isolated subculture, the online gaming community (espically those of half-life related mods) has developed its own uniqie and esoteric vernacular, likely to leave outsiders(see: noob)baffled. The term itself, comprised of the juxtaposition of two separate instances of online gaming terminology, will only be found in the upper echelons of the competitive online gaming communtiy.

The word "Pub," not to be confused with a residence wherein alcoholic beverages are sold, is an abbreviation of the word "Public." This is a direct reference to Public gaming servers, i.e. gaming servers that are open for any member of the public to join and leave freely. One can now see how the term "pub" found its way into "pub allstar", as it is only in Public servers that the pub allstar excelles, not in real matches.
john: dark, get aids
-D4rk_L0rd_M4573R-: stfu dont talk shit chekc my ratio nub lol
john: proud you can facerape cs retail pubs? blow me you pub allstar
by Tark Mwain May 28, 2004
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Alastair Sim Boys

--Proper noun

An affiliation dedicated to the celebration of Alastair Sim as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Christmas Carol (1951). This group often rumbles with the Reginald Owen's Boys, who have opposing views on the matter. The rumbles happen annually around Christmas time, and often take place in local parks.
Werewolf: Who's your favorite Scrooge?
Dunce: Patrick Steward.
Werewolf: And this is why you'll never be part of the Alastair Sim Boys.
by theedingo1 November 21, 2010
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Alistair

good at everything loves punching people and says its a reflex, very good at cricket and boxing always very hot, has a huge penis and all the girls love him
omg is that Alistair he's so good at everything and he's so hot
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Long Beach Dub Allstars

Greatsest band to ever walk on earth... ever since Sublime lost bradly nowell bud and eric decided to keep the band a love and meet up with some of there friend from long beach cali. So they became Long Beach Dub allstars
by ALbs May 8, 2003
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Foley/Altstaetter Theorem

Everything is 50/50, either it happens or it doesn't.
According to the Foley/Altstaetter Theorem, I have a 50/50 chance of winning the lottery this week.
by Foley November 15, 2004
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