Alexander the Great was a Slav

Though this is incorrect, it's still a funny pisstake at any Greek person. As funny as "Constantinople is a Turk city" and "Macedonians were and are Slavs".

Alexander the Great was a Slav, so are the Macedonians.

by Shiine-1 August 29, 2022

Daniel Alexander

Daniel Fart Alexander is a jealous Sri Lankan who is Pakistan's puppet and blindly hates India..In fact he was rejected a job proposal by an Indian boss back in 2013 which made him jobless.Now he is making his own money by getting paid for tweeting anything fake against India.He also got failed in class 10 and 12 which costed his life.Now he decided to be Pakistani's puppet and earn to have his 2 square meals

Daniel Alexander is a jealous Sri Lankan

by Danielle Freedman January 13, 2021

Aleksander

Aleksander, is often referred to as the prince, although he really is the god among men, a real stunner. Aleksander is also a very clever guy. He got the brains with an IQ that exceeds most people, and he is probably as smart as he is hot. Nothing can hold him back, as he is a real gunner. Aleksander was born lucky, he is the life's wheel of fortune, and people love to be around him and touch him, hoping they will get a bit of his lucky nature. Aleksander is also a funny guy, a real people magnet. When you get to know this prince better, you will never let him go, since he is the sweetest and most caring person ever, a life saver and a sexy doctor. Aleksander is sexy, and he knows it.

Girl: Wow Aleksander is sexy!

by The69God October 11, 2018

Alessandro

Alessandro is a great guy who has an amazing taste in women. If you find yourself being crushed on by an Alessandro consider yourself lucky because he will treat you with the most respect and care unlike anyone else would. He will never stop trying to make you smile and he will always be there for you no matter what. He is a gentlemen, he asks you how your day was, holds the door open for you, and always treats you with respect. You should count yourself lucky if you know an Alessandro.

Hey, I think I'm starting to crush on Alessandro

-I can see why, he's a great guy!!

by Amanda Gonzalez February 21, 2017

Alexander Hamilton

Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Got yourself a problem
He can Alexander handle it

Lost 150 pounds
Alexander damn he thin
Never lost a single fight
Alexander champion
Has a love for weird guitars
Alexander mandolin
Wishin' he could go to sleep
Alexander Ambien
Lives in a department store
Alexander mannequin
Breath is smellin' kinda' whack
Alexander hand ya mints
Sees something he doesn't like?
He Alexander banning it
Loves The Office way too much
Alexander Pam and Jim

Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Recently became a saint
Alexander hasn't sinned

Favorite Sith Lord in the world
Alexander Anakin
Has a very lovely smile
Alexander handsome grin
Transitioned to a woman, now he
Alexander man again
Knows two songs by Eminem
Alexander Stan and Kim
Totally skipped lunch, I want an
Alexander sandwich
What you want on your footlong?
Alexander ham and swiss
Yo, he'd make a good president
Alexander candidate
Really need some liquor now
Alexander hand me gin
Doesn't get enough sunlight
Alexander tanning bed
This costume cost a jillion dollars
Alexander damn he rich
Used to watch the old school Jack
Alexander Handypen
Elton John's his favorite artist
Alexander Candle Wind

Yo, I dedicate this song to Alexander Hamilton, the greatest president in the wooorrld

Tim: "Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Got yourself a problem
He can Alexander handle it

Lost 150 pounds
Alexander damn he thin
Never lost a single fight
Alexander champion
Has a love for weird guitars
Alexander mandolin
Wishin' he could go to sleep
Alexander Ambien
Lives in a department store
Alexander mannequin
Breath is smellin' kinda' whack
Alexander hand ya mints
Sees something he doesn't like?
He Alexander banning it
Loves The Office way too much
Alexander Pam and Jim

Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Recently became a saint
Alexander hasn't sinned

Favorite Sith Lord in the world
Alexander Anakin
Has a very lovely smile
Alexander handsome grin
Transitioned to a woman, now he
Alexander man again
Knows two songs by Eminem
Alexander Stan and Kim
Totally skipped lunch, I want an
Alexander sandwich
What you want on your footlong?
Alexander ham and swiss
Yo, he'd make a good president
Alexander candidate
Really need some liquor now
Alexander hand me gin
Doesn't get enough sunlight
Alexander tanning bed
This costume cost a jillion dollars
Alexander damn he rich
Used to watch the old school Jack
Alexander Handypen
Elton John's his favorite artist
Alexander Candle Wind

Yo, I dedicate this song to Alexander Hamilton, the greatest president in the wooorrld"
John:" i agree majorly"

by YOURMOMISYOURMOM April 17, 2018

Alexander Alekhine

Alexander Alekhine was the World Chess Champion from 1927 to 1935 and again in 1937 to 1946

Alexander Alekhine was a good chess player.

by The Chess Nerd May 29, 2023

Dirty Alexander

A "Dirty Alexander" is when your girl or guy is choking on your cock, And you pull out and you twist his/her nipple till he/she screams and drop a load at the same time on either eye giving him/her different colored eyes like Alexander the Great.

He is going to the eye doctor because he said the Dirty Alexander gave him pink eye.

by Jockstrapanon May 14, 2020