Piedmont, Alabama

A hick-town in Alabama located near Jacksonville & Anniston Alabama. It has 70 churches in its zipcode, 99% baptist churches. Most of the people are rich white people. The others are poor white people, with some races that fall in between. Very close-minded. Has nothing to do in it. The school system is pretty cool because every child in 4-12th grade get MacBooks to keep 24/7 and use for school. Great football team. No elective classes really unless you consider football, band, and cheer. Football obsessed town. Will drive 15 hours to see one football game. Full of hypocrites and old people.

Are you from Piedmont, Alabama?
Yeah, why?
You're a rich white snob. Tell-tall symptoms of a Piedmontian.

- WALKS AWAY TO GO TO RESTAURANT TO DRINK AWAY SORROWS LIKE A RICH WHITE SNOB -

by ItWasn'tMeBBZ April 29, 2011

Piedmont, Alabama

Where winners come from.

Person one: Hey you know Matt?
Person two: He's from Piedmont, Alabama. He's a winner.

by allidoiswinwinwin November 30, 2011

Alabamaish

Adj. Of or seeming to derive from the state or general locality of Alabama. In spoken language, an Alabamish word or phrase must have an audible "twang" and sound simplistic.
May also refer to something that would be spoken only by a person of southern origin.

"alrighty" is such an alabamaish phrase.

by wacko3121 April 8, 2006

Alabamaphobia

The phobia of your special other turning Sweet Home Alabama on their stepsiblings.

Me: "My ex fricked her stepbrother, I know have Alabamaphobia."
Friend: "That's not a real thing.."
Me: "Oh yeah? Look in Urban Dictionary."

by Isaacthegoat November 10, 2020

Alabamaing

The posh term for incest.

I am alabamaing my sister

by Geja June 5, 2019

Alabamanism

The act of fucking a sibling like Alabamian.

Hey Cletus! Alabamanism is not legal in New Jersey.

by DaddyBarnacle January 10, 2022

Alabamaniss

When u fuck your stepsister and your mom at the same time well they are asleep, but then your stepfather joins and they wake up and love it. Family bonding time is great!

Jimmy: "I fucked my stepsister and my mom with my stepdad yesterday"
Chad: "Yooo ur Alabamaniss! So cool dude!"

by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020