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Friday afternoon model

A device which doesn't work properly, presumably because it was assembled on a Friday afternoon when the fitter was tired and dreaming of the weekend.
My new stereo sucks, I don't know they're all like this, or maybe I just got the Friday afternoon model.
by iMacThere4iAm May 24, 2010
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Sunday afternoon

The best time of the whole week for sex- there's never anything better to do, yet still you get that same decadant feeling as when skiving on a monday to fuck your lover
Girl: sunday afternoon..man i'm bored
Boy: fancy a shag?
Girl: hell yeah!
by gill the fab July 20, 2008
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Oklahoma Afternoon Snack

The act of smearing cream cheese around the ring of your girls asshole, fucking her in the ass, pulling out and blowing your load on her face, then as she precedes to suck your cock, you have a delicious cream cheese and cum mixture all over your dick and her face. This one will surely make her happy.
Jimmy: "Hey Bob, I gave Susan an Oklahoma Afternoon Snack at the sock hop last night, and she really liked it!"

Bob: "Jimmy you sick fuck, doesn't that involve her sucking on your cum, cream cheese, and shit covered dick?"

Jimmy: "Why yes it does! It sure is delightful!"
by AlabamaBob May 11, 2010
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Dog Day Afternoon

A phrase of unknown origin, but common in the American South to refer to the hottest time of Summer when even the dogs slept under the porch in the shade. With no escaping the heat, all time stood still and everyone slept.
This was a dog day afternoon. The heat got to us all and even old yeller slept all day under the porch while the last of the corn dried in the field.
by Kim Bean August 17, 2019
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Afternoon Shadow

If you shave in the morning, the hairs will likely have grown back by afternoon. The beard is short, you can not see the hairs, but it is like a beard-shaped shadow on your face, this is known as an afternoon shadow.
Guy 1: It is so irritating, I shaved this morning, and now my beard is back!
Guy 2: Yeah, there is no escaping the afternoon shadow.
by Chris-André October 2, 2006
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Afternoon Raccoon

Someone that misses most if not all of the morning, and wake up in or close to the afternoon. They like to get into the swing of things after the noisy hustle and bustle of the mornings. Jumping into action well after the early birds. Afternoon Raccoons also love to sleep. This person doesn't consider themselves an early bird or a night owl. But they can choose to be more that one. For example, they feel like an afternoon raccoon and a night owl.
I'm not an "Early Bird" and I'm not a "Night Owl", Im more of an "Afternoon Raccoon."
by Sleeps with rose petals August 2, 2017
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Afternoon Coffee Pot

The afternoon coffee shits. Typically experienced at work after the lunch hour. Typically, the stool is accompanied by an aromatic java fragrance that only Juan Valdez could be proud of.
All that Starbucks this morning mixed with that lunch from the House of Curry resulted in brewing up an Afternoon Coffee Pot.
by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018
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