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adventure race 

A race involving combination of two or more disciplines, usually including orienteering and navigation, cross-country running, mountain biking, paddling and/or climbing and related rope skills. Adventure racing is classically a co-ed team sport. Nonetheless, many races now permit "teams" of 1 to 5 persons, single-sex or co-ed, and sometimes include age-based categories.
Team phart.us is the best adventure racing team of all time! They don't finish last in adventure races, and they drink heavily the night before!
adventure race by Phart July 19, 2006
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Adventure bodies 

Athletic bodies that are nice due to lots of adventuring
I see they have an adventure bodies. Do they hike a lot?

Adventure Dogs 

Adventure dogs are dogs who seem normal to humans but when alone they could be seen going on adventures, solving mysteries and such. The group is usually led by a German Shepard with a poodle love interest. The group quite often contains a surly pit bull and a rambunctious Chiwawa. Cats can often be found trying to foil their plans or impede the progress of their adventure.
Abby: I lost a precious family heirloom last week. My dog went missing a few days then the heirloom somehow returned.

Joe: It’s very possible the heirloom was found by adventure dogs. You have a very special dog there Abby.
Adventure Dogs by The_Streets September 15, 2020

Adventure Birding 

To spit the semen from random strangers into a loved ones mouth. Similar to how baby birds get fed by their mothers, only using semen instead of worms.
Dan was excited to meet random dudes in Belize so he could experience adventure birding for the first time.
Adventure Birding by rickabone June 28, 2021

Adventure Cunt

* A person who looks for 'the thrill' or constant adrenalin rushes during their spare time.
* An extreme sports persuant
* They also like to talk about it
A) Ya, ya, I'm totally into free climbing, BASE jumping, kite boarding, downhill biking, anything for the thrill.
B) Ohhhh, bit of an adventure cunt then?
Adventure Cunt by turdburgerz November 2, 2009

adventure metal 

A kind of heavy metal used to describe bands such as Twelfth Level Cleric. Dragon slaying, sword wielding, spell casting murderous metal. Metal for those who roll their 20 sided die to make decisions such as "melee attack? or cross bow?"

Metal for people who have more than enough charisma points to cast an obsession spell and get away with it.

Metal for dwarves and elves alike. Even though everyone knows dwarves and elves dont get along...this is the one aspect that they can see eye to eye about. Well, at least eye to chest in the Dwarves case.

This soaring guitar orgy of passion and inspiration is the best soundtrack for anyone who has been upon the mighty wings of the red dragon balthezar or just dreamed there-of.
Adventure metal? yeah of course i listen. dude....im a Twelfth Level Cleric. I should cast a paralyze spell on you just for the stupidity of your question.
adventure metal by Jay Slack April 6, 2006

Adventure Quest RPG

Free online RPG, based at battleon.com - although you can't actually play it free as it's always packed to the gills with members ever since they started promoting it at Newgrounds, so they expect you to pay $10 a month for an upgraded account and a few extra quests on the side, even if you only want a quick game every now and then.
"Oh for fuck's sake, I can't get into my free account of Adventure Quest to waste my lunch hour, and I'm being told to pay up $10 so I can log in at any time! Why can't 37 members log off and piss off so I can get in?!?"