Adobe turn-over

Fucking on the infield of a baseball diamond, the gentleman (on top) holds the backs of the ladies ankles in the air, pulls out at point of ejaculation, leans up and foward and shoots his load on the ladies face and hair. Then spinning her face down by the ankles he breads the coated areas with dirt. Allow to dry.

Pamela received some odd looks on the bus ride home, after her adobe turn-over.

by King Danish April 21, 2009

Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS)

A programmer, or group of programmers, more interested in tacking more and more "bloatware" features to software, rather then cleaning up and optimizing existing code. Usually using the excuse "Computers are faster now, they can handle it"

Any real programmer knows performance > features and splash screens are soooo 2001.

Timeline of Photoshop suffering from Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS)

load times on top performance computers.

Version Number
5 5 Seconds
6 10 Seconds

7 15 Seconds

CS 30 Seconds
CS2 20 Seconds
CS3 20 Seconds
CS4 35 Seconds

by dmangstar September 24, 2009

Adobe Flash Player Remembrance Day

On December 31st every year, although it is New Years Eve, it is also a day to remember Adobe Flash Player, as it will be discontinued on that day in 2020. In 2020, this day will be known as Adobe Flash Player Day, where everyone must use Adobe Flash Player to play their favorite Flash game before it is too late. After 2020, it will be known as Adobe Flash Player Remembrance Day, where you pay respects to the fallen Adobe Flash Player Games.

Person 1: Man.. Adobe Flash Player Remembrance Day is coming up.. I miss Flash so much...
Person 2: Yeah.. Flash was my childhood...
Person 1: ....
Person 2: ....

by George08091 December 20, 2020

Adobe

A large company that specialises in technology and know for programs such as flash and photoshop.

Bro Why are Adobe products so expensive.

by Adobe REE December 25, 2022

ADOBE

Anal Dicking Orifice Bitch Exterminator.

"What is that? Is that an Adobe?"

"Ah! Yes! That is the Anal Dicking Orifice Bitch Exterminator!"

by ButMom! December 25, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

Adobing

The act of modifying, designing, or enhancing digital content using Adobe software, such as Photoshop, Illustrator, or Acrobat. Used by creative professionals and enthusiasts when adjusting images, refining graphics, or crafting visual elements.

Example: "I've been adobing all day, and this poster is finally looking perfect!"

by Salam Sagar (Pak) May 19, 2025