Douche accessories

Usually an item worn, carried, or used by a douche. Ming these items are:
-popped polo shirt collars
-backwards hats* (usually with stickers still on them)
-Nike elite backpacks
-Nike socks and sandals
-usually some sort of bracelet or a puka shell necklace
Combine these along with cargo shorts, and you have created a "TurboDouche". TurboDouche will not only make YOU leave your girlfriend, he will also fuck her on your bed.

*hats must be spun 180 degrees in order to become douchey. Anything more or less is most likely a joke, or the person is a hip DJ.

Dan: "Holy shit, Rob. Is Steven wearing a polo with his collar popped?"
Rob: "yeah, along with those godawful Nike knee socks and a puka shell necklace. Give him a few weeks, and he'll spend his beer money on more of those douche accessories. After that, he'll become a TurboDouche."
Dan: "I'll have to fuck my girlfriend while I can!"

by andrew hoogelfloogel October 22, 2014

Assessory

Formerly known as a 'gold digger' this term refers to a female or 'piece of ass' who acts as an accessory to her wealthy boyfriend or husband. Assessory. These females are known more for who they are boning at the time, rather than who they are. Some experts in the field have suggested that they are actually mythical creatures which appear only when men reach income levels of the mid-six figures, or sign NBA contracts.

Damn, look at that assessory! Don't know that bitch's name, but shes draped over that dude like a scarf. Sometimes he rolls with two assessories at a time. Stupid hos!

by the[S]MAG October 3, 2007

accseshory

Any item which can be involved in the process of getting wonky.

#cool
#yoloswag
#drugsnbooze
#netflixnsafe

Yeah Mike has a cool bong, I’d say it his best accseshory .

by DJBigPenis101 December 21, 2018

Accessories

When "Unmentionables" like bras, underwear and even socks are truly unmentionable but still worthy of discussion.

The perfect undergarments will accessorize the entire outfit, far more than bracelets, shoes, necklaces etc (traditional accessories).

Jadyn's outfit looks stunning, especially when she moves and you get a glimpse at what other accessories she's got on.

Devin's pants are too low, you can see the accessories, and I don't mean the hardware of chains, belt and bracelets.

by MuffyDev July 31, 2010

Incidental Accessories Liaison

An employee thought incapable of working independently and therefore relegated to the most menial tasks.

Who says a title doesn't improve morale -- Mickey here got tired of being looked down upon as a gofer, so we gave him the title Incidental Accessories Liaison and now he can't wait to get to work!

by Zappin' Nap August 28, 2019

axecessory

A supplementary tool that lumberjacks use, such as a peavey or hand-saw.

Paul Bunyan enjoyed using all of his various wood-handling tools to supplement his huge "chopper-sledge", but Babe the Blue Ox was actually alive and thus provided him with companionship during his long boring days in the forest, and so she was his favorite axecessory.

by QuacksO August 3, 2019

Accesserate

To pimp someone out with accessories.

Hey Todd you lackin’ accessories, let me Accesserate you.

by J3DJ3D November 18, 2019