a state of mind in which you process information at an advanced level that results in the ability to see things in slow motion and react much faster, potentially resulting in additional strength and balance.
ninjas and budist monks accelerate their consciousness to become the great fighters they are.accelerated consciousness
by hugybear93/Jonny Silverfingers October 2, 2009
Get the accelerated consciousness mug.When God not only showers His blessing on your life but speeds it up, by making things happen that you could not make happen with your own intelligence and effort—when you witness breakthroughs in your relationships, finances, promotions, and health at such a speed that would make your head swim and turn heads.
The God of acceleration shows that He doesn’t operate according to our human’s natural timeline—what would normally take us years to achieve, He could just do it in the twinkle of an eye.
by MathPlus November 29, 2020
Get the The God of Acceleration mug."Hey Mario! How come your windows accelerator kicks in everytime you leave the booth?? It appears to be an away message"
by beefjerkeytime! May 26, 2009
Get the windows accelerator mug.When a man/woman is destined to break up with their partner and so by sleeping with them you simply accelerate the process, thus providing a useful service, you are then an accelerator.
One bloke talking to another in a pub - "My friend Samantha is just waiting to dump her annoying boyfriend so if I sleep with her this weekend then I am just acting as an accelerator"
by captain assbeard January 19, 2011
Get the Accelerator mug.An exceedingly autistic larper who made his OC his entire personality.
He is known for calling those who disagree with him pathetic nihilists and/or manipulative sociopaths.
Despite being gay and ugly, he still claims to have a way with women.
He is known for calling those who disagree with him pathetic nihilists and/or manipulative sociopaths.
Despite being gay and ugly, he still claims to have a way with women.
by mexicangravy June 9, 2023
Get the AcceleratedCat mug.A skeptical term used as a pun for "AI". Intended to convey the idea that any "AI" (circa 2023), which has been trained on vast amounts of human-generated data, is really doing little more than making the same old mistakes we've always made, only faster.
ChatGPT is nothing more than a stochastic parrot. It's like working with a team member that's on drugs and often lies to you. It's nothing more than accelerated ignorance.
by AJB999 July 14, 2023
Get the Accelerated Ignorance mug.when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible
Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES
by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023
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