Situational Awareness

Code for not doing shit at work

Boss: Hey, what are you working on today?

Employee: Well, first and foremost, I plan to maintain a high level of situational awareness.

Boss: Outstanding.

by bleeper1 August 10, 2009

cameraman awareness

When watching a pornographic video, "cameraman awareness" occurs when you suddenly remember that there's someone else awkwardly standing behind a camera and filming everything. Has the potential to ruin a video.

(In the video, the camera suddenly fumbles as if the cameraman has bumped into something)
Viewer: Dammit, Cameraman Awareness.

(Closes video)

by MichaelDeSanta September 29, 2013

Raising awareness

Doing absolutely nothing

John:Hey Brad! Are you jacking it to hentai?
Brad:No I'm raising awareness
John:Same thing

by SlingDat April 17, 2021

Fertility Awareness

A method of birth control that can be used without artificial hormones. It lets women know when they can and cannot get pregnant by utilizing a fertility sign like cervical mucus and/or resting body temperature.

Fertility awareness can help you understand your body and avoid pregnancy naturally. It's not the rhythm method!

by chartyourfertility April 16, 2019

Single Aware

When You Are Made To Be Aware That You Are Single On Feburary The 14th You Don't Have A Valentine.

Person 1: Hey, Do You Have A Valentine?

Person 2: No, Today Makes Me Single Aware.

by Lil-Dan February 14, 2009

Nonce aware

Someone who is aware of nonces and is superior in life.

Tilly: I’m nonce aware 😎
Tom: Oh my god can I have your autograph!?
Lily: bonito flakes.

by Granny Gertrude January 21, 2021

self-aware

A term referring to how a person learns from the mistakes of himself and others, and is capable of various means courtesy of being so.

"Skynet becomes self-aware and launches nuclear weapons upon the human race...it becomes self-aware because it learns rapidly, to the point that it believes that human beings are obsolete. AI must NOT become self-aware!!"
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004