asswipe 

George Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Karl Rove, Condi Rice

These Asswipes should be tried for treason!

asswipe by ElSea April 23, 2006

Asswipe 

A word used to describe someone, who could wipe asses as a job. They're an absolute nuisance to be around and constantly will annoy the crap out of you. The sight of this person will make you cringe and possibly make you want to kill yourself.

P1: "Dude he's such an asshole."
P2: "I think the word you're looking for is asswipe."

Asswipe by agent.s October 27, 2015

Asswipe 

Someone who is being a butthole and has a bad attitude

Hey Lisa you're an asswipe tonight

Asswipe by Kk1464 November 27, 2017

asswipe 

a total fucking moron, that is stupider then the day is long

ashanks is a asswipe

asswipe by nick125 February 17, 2005

asswipe 

1. A wet or dry fiberous material used to remove feces and dingleberries from a person's asshole.

2. A unreliable person who constantly annoys others with acts that would drive anyone's anger levels to "FUCKING PISSED!"

3. See one-upper.

1. "Son, we're outta toilet paper! Get me some asswipes!

2. "DUDE! Stop tapping me on the fucking shoulder, you fucking asswipe! Get away from me!"

asswipe by nUnya_dAmn_bIznis April 27, 2007

asswipe 

See Michael Moore. A complete waste of human flesh.

Who taught that asswipe to make a documentary. And why is there no truth to it?

asswipe by Odorus Glutenaie May 6, 2005

asswipe 

a person you really hate

an object you use to wipe your butt

joel is an asswipe

i need an asswipe

asswipe by john shoemaker November 25, 2003