Asstarded

(adj.) One already having the values of a jackass but conjunctively afflicted with being a complete retard. It is worth noting that one who is asstarded usually has asshole attributes such as a bitch or a dick but failed at life by being I.Q. inept.

"Those guys who designed Internet Explorer 6 were completely asstarded."

"You must be asstarded if you think I'm going to fall into your Cutco Knives/Rainbow Vacuum/Primerica/Avon pyramid scheme..."

by Sirstucco April 22, 2008

asstard

Half retard, half dickass. A right plonker.

by Lepper March 20, 2003

Asstard

An asshole who says or does something so stupid that you believe them to also be retarded.

"Joe said that the holocaust is just a lie made up by the Jewish controlled media and entertainment industry"
"What an asstard."

by Josh Bishop December 16, 2007

assturbate

1. to clean the inside of your ass, usually before mooning, i.e. checing for toilet paper, etc
2. to play with your ass, like masturbating, but with anal sex
3. to touch the inside of someone else's ass

1. "dude, assturbate before you moon them, you dont know whats in there."
2. "you shouldn't assturbate, it maks the inside of your ass all itchy!"
3. "she groaned loudly as I assturbated her"

by baruchuh November 2, 2006

Assturkey

noun. A person exhibiting rudeness with an overabundance of stupidity.

Brian ditched me on our date and stuck me with a $143 restaurant tab. Assturkey!

by SnglLifeSucks April 17, 2008

asstard

One who appears to be either an asshole or a retard, but you cannot tell which.

Use of the word covfefe proves that Donald is an asstard.

by NotAnAsstard May 31, 2017

asstard

A { mentally dull},ill-mannered person .

His asstardistic personality seemed a perfect fit for being a meter maid.

by LP Fredo Pseudo November 30, 2017