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half sucked aspirin

The description of a person's face which resembles a partially dissolved aspirin tablet, in that it is pockmarked and lumpy.
"Oh did you see Cameron Diaz without make-up? she's got a head like a half sucked aspirin!"
by LifeSpan-Void May 28, 2006
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Asprimus

A person that is hardworking and has contributed a lot in the community.
Asprimus is so kind
Asprimus helped me with my question
by Best Person Committee February 1, 2020
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aspiring spinster

a 20 something woman who has had her heart broken into a million pieces so she decides not to date anyone. she is content with dying old and alone.
Good luck trying to date her she is an aspiring spinster.
by HannaH Louise September 25, 2011
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mr aspinall

someone who milks himself to get enough milk for his cereal and 51 children
by mercrazzle May 11, 2009
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Sophie Aspin

The most beautiful, inspiring girl who has been through so much but still puts a smile on thousands of people on a daily. Sophie Aspin is one of the most strongest women the exist ever. Also one of the most unreal, beautiful girls ever!
Rah that Sophie Aspin is stunning!
by Scarlettandrewx April 26, 2021
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Aspiring

Someone who is constantly making out as if they are going to achieve something.

Someone who forever gives the allusion they will become grand and better than everyone around them in order to be gazed at in awe without actually doing anything.
Araziel is always talking to her friends and family about how she is aspiring to become a great artist and will be highly regarded as an intellectual in the field. In reality, Araziel (real name Elizabeth) is a first year uni student who just smokes pot and takes selfies in her gym clothes. She has never in reality studied art for a second and knows nothing about it. Therefore Araziel is an 'aspiring artist' and 'ain't done shit!'
by Tucuman Munyo November 10, 2013
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asprinol

One of the many generic pain relievers that do the same thing.
I have a headache man. I'm going to pop some asprinol.
by Steve Boblin August 17, 2009
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