Asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop

When you are being bored to death in a cube and you’ve already tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and also plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq so you type asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop and hit return

Person 1: hey! *qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm*
Person 2: oh hi! *qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp*
Person 1: how was your day? *mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq*
Person 2: just an average day, boring as usual! *plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq*
Person 1: ok bye! I’m also bored so... *ASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMQWERTYUIOP*
Person 2: *gasp*

by Mr. CheezyPiez May 28, 2018

asdfghjklmnbvcxzqwertyuiop

The ultimate sign of boredom. You tried all the other things.

NOW TRY SOMETHING NORMAL.

Man: Im so bored...
I know!

*types*

Man: Now I typed 'asdfghjklmnbvcxzqwertyuiop' but im still bored.

by dsaioghpertgnuifgherighedfuigh October 14, 2012

`1234567890-qwertyuiop[]\ASDFGHJKL;'

when you are so bored you decide to type every key on your keyboard into google, just for it to stop because you pressed enter at '.

Person 1: `1234567890-qwertyuiop\ASDFGHJKL;'
Person 2: *stabs Person 1*

by Mirukal October 14, 2020

asdfghjklbnmcvbnmdfghjklertyuiopfghjklghjklhjkliopjklkllmnmpqwertyuioprtyuiopsdfghjkltyuiopuiopvbnmwertyuiopxcvbnmyuiopzxcvbnm

When you are supposed to be working but decide to type the alphabet into the keyboard and slide your finger to the right after every letter.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq, qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf, mqnwbevrctxyzulikojphagsfd, zaqxswcdevrfbgtnhymjukilop, and even the legendary tyrueiwoqpghfjdkslavbcnxmz have all been tried, so you decide to write asdfghjklbnmcvbnmdfghjklertyuiopfghjklghjklhjkliopjklkllmnmpqwertyuioprtyuiopsdfghjkltyuiopuiopvbnmwertyuiopxcvbnmyuiopzxcvbnm instead.

by tyrueiwoqpghfjdkslavbcnxmz December 16, 2019

!@#$%^&*()_+1234567890-=qwertyuiop{}|[]\asdfghjkl:";'zxcvbnm<>?,./qwertyuiopasdfghjklzcvmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplmokijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPOLIKMUJNYHBTGVRFCEDXWSZQA

You have transcended boredom, and have achieved a Godlike state of it.
Psst if you are reading this article you are already god.

Person 1: (comes home to find that person 2 is now a god)
Person 1: How have you achieved this state, Person 2?
Person 2: I typed the word !@#$%^&*()_+1234567890-=qwertyuiop{}|\asdfghjkl:";'zxcvbnm<>?,./qwertyuiopasdfghjklzcvmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplmokijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPOLIKMUJNYHBTGVRFCEDXWSZQA on my keyboard.

by Arithmeticka December 20, 2020

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\\]='[-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`

When you be come an ungodly amount of bored you type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1` by pressing all keys from starting at ` going in lines all the way to / and then going back the same wayand then starting a ` and going dow in lines all the way to \ and then doing that in reverse

jesus why

Bob: dude im bored
you: me too
Bob: hey You should type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`
You: ok man

by Saltyfry January 16, 2019

asdfmovie

A series of five simple but funny cartoon videos on YouTube by TomSka. Also written and voiced by TomSka and others, the first asdfmovie has 37+million views so far. These videos are known for their clever and random aproach to comedy, and each video is made up of several skits that last about 10 seconds. And while these videos are funny, they're also kind of old, and have lots of versions on YouTube, and it's mostly that kind of laugh-to-yourself comedy.

Also called ass-duff-moo-vee.

The real life version of asdfmovie sucks.

by dudeperson35 November 3, 2012